ILL GO AHEAD AND ADMIT IT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES...I NOMINATE ME
OH I HAVE SOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY (DAMN VODKA LOL) BUT MY FAVORITE

Better than Drunk Texting!
[20:55:56] <Cossette> ugm obvious the valum is tyoing hahaha
[20:56:18] <Rust> ooooooh i want!
[20:56:20] <keti> wtf is cossy saying
[20:56:41] <Cossette> rust explain lol
[20:57:31] <Rust> uh, she took some valium, so she cant type any more
[20:58:18] <Rust> i could use some something, sleep would be good
[20:58:24] <keti> …i want to sleep
[20:58:28] <racetraitor> I use red red wine
[20:58:33] <Cossette> so my nightnight meds make me confusd lol
[20:59:33] <Cossette> yeah that grape vagina juice which i love dont compare to booe keti
[20:59:40] <racetraitor> grape vagina juice?
[20:59:45] <keti> WAT!?
[20:59:53] <keti> grape vagina juice??/
[21:00:02] <Cossette> your wine!
[21:00:12] <racetraitor> but…vagina?
[21:00:37] <Cossette> beer and wine vigina juice for rookie dringers lol
[21:00:44] <keti> i just laughed so hard im crying
[21:01:20] <Cossette> meaning it is a fukin pusst dring
[21:02:07] *** keti changes topic to ‘grape vagina juice’

This category cannot possibly go anywhere good

HAHAHAHA OH YEAH IT CAN

That's pretty hard to top

idk this ones pretty damn good as well lol


Working on the Chain Gang

[17:24:25] <Plaid> meg loves the gang bangs
[17:24:28] <Oryx> i hope i get paid soon
[17:24:31] <Plaid> see
[17:24:33] <Oryx> oh fuck

Yeah, I have to go with grape vagina juice.

I keep looking for better ones...that are not me lol (the drunkin, meta=french toast sticks was just ridiculous lmfao)

sooooo i found one cossy free lol


There has to be a law against that…
[20:39:34] <ThePaleHorseman> i would fellatiate a geriatric goat for a rum and coke right now

This may not count, but:

okay so yield asked me to pull all the best lol logs for tee shirts to made ...sadly I am in too many of these lol but here goes


Slice and Dice

[10:12:26] ** Judge Roland finds Played’s card “Circumcision” to be the most Eternal!
[10:12:42] <Roland> circumcision is awesome
[10:13:17] <Roland> uncircumcised peni are horrible
[10:13:32] <don_corleyone> roland speaks from experience
[10:13:33] <Cossette> damn
[10:13:34] <Played> agreed
[10:13:34] <don_corleyone> obv
[10:13:34] <Played> so ugly
[10:13:37] <Steed> yeah, fuck God for making them that way
[10:13:41] <Cossette> i have 5 and didnt know it
[10:13:49] <hydrotherapy> 5 uncircumsized penises?
[10:13:52] <Played> LOL
[10:13:53] <Played> GROSS
28 / April / 2010 Oranges-2-Oranges

Ambian Hour

[15:53:27] <Therrin> i want to glom my primordial sludge all over your external body aurelie, untill im dripping into all of your individual pores, and feeling your dna transverse across the boundaries
[15:53:49] <Therrin> i want to be able to FEEL you inside me, feel you so completely and totally that your thoughts and mine are twined into the samethought process
[15:53:58] <Steed> how about use me instead?
[15:54:00] <Therrin> glomming onto you at a sub-atomic level

[15:54:24] <Therrin> you may function, oh keti, but i am riding you, not physiclly, but connectedly
[15:54:45] <Therrin> i am in sync with your ephemeral systems…. my mind is breathing with your mind
[15:54:57] <Steed> ok, bye keti
[15:55:02] <Therrin> i can feel your tongue inside my mouth
[15:55:07] <Steed> <keti> good night everyone!
[15:55:16] <Therrin> it is deliscious, yet, it is sporty…usefull. it has a mind of its own
[15:55:18] <Steed> *** Keti has quit AvChat (connection closed by user)
[15:55:25] <Therrin> her tongue is gone
[15:55:28] <Therrin> how very odd
[15:55:31] <Therrin> i’ll brb
[15:55:42] <Iqueld> That was the awesomest thing I’ve ever heard Therrin say
[15:55:43] <Iqueld> ever
[15:55:49] <Steed> wow, keti was being molested and she wasn’t even here

[15:38:06] <Steed> show of hands, who’s on ambien right now?
[15:38:16] <WarBird69> oui
[15:38:48] <Therrin> went towrourituye
[15:38:50] <Therrin> andimeal
[15:38:51] <Therrin> fucka
[15:38:55] <Iqueld> Therrin
[15:38:56] <Iqueld> Baboon?
[15:38:58] <Therrin> went to WRITE an EMAIL
[15:39:04] <Therrin> and i found iw as CHEWING ON MY ARM
[15:39:08] <Therrin> cuz its bloody now
[15:39:11] <1ajs> lol
[15:39:13] <WarBird69> lol
[15:39:14] <Iqueld> Ahahaha
[15:39:16] <Therrin> and i couldnt remember what i was writing about
[15:39:29] <Therrin> now i cant figure out if i should keep sucking up the blood, or wrap it up
[15:39:39] <Therrin> its kindaa injoyable to just suck it out
[15:39:44] <Therrin> what was i dont?
[15:39:47] <Therrin> um
[15:39:51] <Therrin> hold on brb
[15:39:51] <WarBird69> thats what she said
[15:39:53] <Iqueld> you were writing an email
[15:39:59] <Therrin> RIGHT!
27 / April / 2010 Under the Influence

[11:53:56] <keti> So many times i need a giant dildo on my person







ps.from me none of you are safe on chat lol

[19:54:13] *** Roland changes topic to ‘type lol if you suck dick’
[19:54:16] <Played> lol





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[15 :06:12] <Therrin> i just found something creamy and white in a bowl in the kitchen, so i licked it up. then i was thinking….mabye i should walk around licking up every creamy white goo i find. that could turn out bad for me eventually

[15:07:54] <Therrin> no im serious! what if my parents had kitchen sexy time before i woke up and i walked in later when they’re gone and im like “ooh look, icing!”




ok I am sick of doing this too many lol you all go find some for ms yield please...thank you


http://www.alexluyckx.com/uerlol/

ok one more lol



[16:29:39] <Therrin> mahir jublixto shfeernuts gliz
[16:29:42] <Therrin> fucaks
[16:29:46] <Therrin> i mean
[16:29:51] <Therrin> jublaclains
[16:29:53] <metawaffle> I tkae it the ambien kicked in
[16:30:03] <Therrin> fcku metawoofles
[16:30:03] <Yield> B UAHAHAHA
[16:30:06] <Yield> HAHAHAHA
[16:30:07] <Yield> OMG
[16:30:19] <Yield> HAHAHAHA fcku metawoofles!!!!!
[16:30:25] <Yield> somebody make that the fucking title!!!!!
[16:30:32] <Therrin> its in…yes indeed its in. its as far in as donner was when they were eating their teammates on that expedition
[16:30:35] *** metawaffle changes topic to ‘<Therrin> fcku metawoofles’
[16:30:49] <Therrin> goddamn you ppl

Hahaha nice Cossette!

ok fresh of chat this minute hahahahahaha




[22:03:09] *** BugmancNJ has joined #general
[22:03:15] <don_corleyone> BUGMAN!
[22:03:19] <BugmancNJ> Hi
[22:03:24] <don_corleyone> played was just sayin he missed you
[22:03:28] <don_corleyone> but he's not here now
[22:03:30] <Cossette> hahahahaha
[22:03:34] *** Novocaine has quit AvChat (connection timed out -- socket dropped)
[22:03:34] <BugmancNJ> Ohh
[22:03:35] <don_corleyone> i'll let him know you showed up tho
[22:03:38] <BugmancNJ> I miss Played too
[22:03:40] <don_corleyone> he'll be upset
[22:03:41] * Agent_Skelly puts Sprit of America plates on keti's car
[22:03:41] <BugmancNJ> Yes
[22:03:43] <BugmancNJ> Please
[22:03:45] <don_corleyone> but he'll get over it
[22:03:46] *** Roland has joined #general
[22:03:48] <BOX> keti done hit two cars?
[22:03:49] <Cossette> lol logs
[22:03:49] <BugmancNJ> I'm sure






if you'r not a chat regular you wont understand sorry

i hate you all

Posted by Played i hate you all

Type lol if you suck dick.

Posted by Steed Type lol if you suck dick.

LOL

[20:57:48] <maypost> av chat is like a crowded bar… on acid

[16:04:33] <Yield> check out what i bought http://www.80stees...ded-Sweatshirt.asp
[16:04:37] <keti> hai yield!
[16:04:50] <Yield> too bad that guy doesnt come with the shirt
[16:04:51] <Yield> i mean..
[16:04:51] <Yield> ..
[16:04:54] <Yield> ……
[16:05:49] <keti> you cant buy black peopl…e yield :/
[16:06:22] <don_corleyone> oh shit
[16:06:37] <don_corleyone> that just happened