Posted by SaraBellum Personally, I'd never get into a battle blah blah blah weres the kitchen so i can make a man his samwich.

personally I'd never date some one so up tight and self important.

Wow you weren't kidding about the spelling and grammar.

It's "sammich" dude. And you'd be missing out, I'd date Sara in a friggin heartbeat. Cuz she's Awesome!

Posted by Therrin Wow you weren't kidding about the spelling and grammar. It's "sammich" dude. And you'd be missing out, I'd date Sara in a friggin heartbeat. Cuz she's Awesome!

nah, she'd probably bitch that you left your muddy exploring boots on the foyer instead of the porch and only have sex out of obligation since sex is so demeaning to women in nature. and when she did have sex it would end with her pegging you to reverse roles. equal rights and all.

Posted by compaq12986 nah, she'd probably bitch that you left your muddy exploring boots on the foyer instead of the porch and only have sex out of obligation since sex is so demeaning to women in nature. and when she did have sex it would end with her pegging you to reverse roles. equal rights and all.

Wow. Did someone piss on your cheerios this morning? Or in your mouth?

Sara is wonderful, has gleefully hosted UER members from out of state multiple times in her own house, has only had sex with me by her own volition, and can make some of the most amazing battered women jokes I have ever heard.

You, on the other hand, are the laughing stock of the entire UER moderation team right now, and clearly incredibly vitriolic and bitter.

Shouldn't you probably be at a strip club right about now? Economically supporting empowered independent single mothers? Or were you waiting for one of us to use the word chauvinistic? Cause there. You can rest easy and continue your reductio ad hitlerum arguments, good sir.

PS- Use spell check.

Posted by compaq12986 sex is so demeaning to women in nature.

It's interesting that you think this is what women think.

Posted by compaq12986 nah, she'd probably bitch that you left your muddy exploring boots on the foyer instead of the porch and only have sex out of obligation since sex is so demeaning to women in nature. and when she did have sex it would end with her pegging you to reverse roles. equal rights and all.

I read this out loud to my husband, and even used the same voice I hear in my head when I read your posts, and we had a nice solid laugh.

Posted by Therrin Wow you weren't kidding about the spelling and grammar. It's "sammich" dude. And you'd be missing out, I'd date Sara in a friggin heartbeat. Cuz she's Awesome!

Dude, even I would date Sara in a heartbeat, and I don't even know the girl.

Also, I'm a girl and I fucking love sex.

Hydrotherapy, to return a compliment from years ago, you are high on my respect list right now. Sara rules, and if someone hadn`t gotten to her first.....But then there is Ophie.......I miss you two! What does a woman want? Simple.....to be desired, to be appreciated, to be cared for, to be special and important. To be a part of something magical. The same thing that every thinking man wants. This isn`t really that hard, I`m sorry it took me until I was in my 30`s to understand that. I missed some really good women along the way because I just didn`t get it. Age doesn`t always bring wisdom, but in this case.......

Sara and Ophie are the two best women explorers evar, EVAR!!!

Posted by Jonsered ......What does a woman want? Simple.....to be desired, to be appreciated, to be cared for, to be special and important. To be a part of something magical. The same thing that every thinking man wants. This isn`t really that hard...

right/agreed.. what any person may want..
maybe people are confused for an answer when they are unclear of the question.

I want cake.

i want a goddamn reliable car that has a fucking title and isnt too expensive..

Posted by compaq12986 nah, she'd probably bitch that you left your muddy exploring boots on the foyer instead of the porch and only have sex out of obligation since sex is so demeaning to women in nature. and when she did have sex it would end with her pegging you to reverse roles. equal rights and all.

Dude, if I lived with Sara and I wore my muddy boots inside, I would totally DESERVE getting "bitched" at. Who does that anyway? It's a house, not a freakin garage. What's wrong with getting griped at for dirtying the place up?

And I'm sure she knows that sex isn't obligatory. I'd work for it, I'd keep her thinking about it, make her want it. And hey, if she wants a role reversal that's cool with me; I've nothing against layin on my back for a bit while she rides the war horse and screams the battle cry.

What's wrong with that?

You've got a really jaundiced view of women. You need to get over that girl that stood you up back in high school and get rid of those issues that are holding you up, and maybe try to find women somewhere other than dark alley and mail order brides.

**EDIT**
(To Sara's husband: uh... sorry bro)

Posted by Therrin Dude, if I lived with Sara and I wore my muddy boots inside, I would totally DESERVE getting "bitched" at. Who does that anyway? It's a house, not a freakin garage. What's wrong with getting griped at for dirtying the place up? And I'm sure she knows that sex isn't obligatory. I'd work for it, I'd keep her thinking about it, make her want it. And hey, if she wants a role reversal that's cool with me; I've nothing against layin on my back for a bit while she rides the war horse and screams the battle cry. What's wrong with that? You've got a really jaundiced view of women. You need to get over that girl that stood you up back in high school and get rid of those issues that are holding you up, and maybe try to find women somewhere other than dark alley and mail order brides. **EDIT** (To Sara's husband: uh... sorry bro)

Ive moved on to the frat house brah.

Ohhh, so now you're making sexual innuendos towards guys, slapping them on the ass and flirting with them, then remembering that you're supposed to make it look like you're actually just kidding. Which you find awkward; as you find it hard to keep pushing the lie, as you find yourself more and more attracted to these boys you're surrounded by.

Have fun with that. Brah. I don't do frat houses, not my scene.

Posted by Therrin Ohhh, so now you're making sexual innuendos towards guys, slapping them on the ass and flirting with them, then remembering that you're supposed to make it look like you're actually just kidding. Which you find awkward; as you find it hard to keep pushing the lie, as you find yourself more and more attracted to these boys you're surrounded by. Have fun with that. Brah. I don't do frat houses, not my scene.

Nerds errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....I hate nerds

I masturbate to Sara's avatar remembering that time she made me a full member....earth shattering.

<3

This user was marked as Full Member on 6/27/2008 4:08 AM by SaraBellum

<3 <3 <3 <3

This user was marked as Full Member on 3/15/2010 4:50 PM by metawaffle

Hey I do that too! Ohhhhh yeahhhhh Meta. Ohhhhh yeah! YOU LIKE DAT??? YOU LIKE DAT!!??!!

Meta puts the full member back in full member.

waits for the lock of this thread.

but my $.02 is:
"friends, can be fake dates. arm candy if you will, any sexual ref can be assumed as play- when you act on it than its GOING to ruin a friendship." been there, done that, lost my t-shirt. i have been on this rock for 39 years. i have seen and done things im not happy about, it was a bad day when i figured that lesson out- wont do that again.

edit: no, fuckit my post stays.