the big bottles! two of them!

Posted by team haymaker the big bottles! two of them!

oh and harry, i need it by tonight.

Yes, Sam but can your Cobalt do this???

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And for all those who claim the superiority of the volkswagen I give you this....

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Posted by buckybear 218842.jpg (67 kb, 640x429) Yes, Sam but can your Cobalt do this??? And for all those who claim the superiority of the volkswagen I give you this.... 218843.jpg (67 kb, 640x429)

i give you Marty Ladwig:


Time Attack Cobalt that pimped slapped everyone in 2006:
http://gmtunersour...timeattackcobaltss



Bomex Time Attack Cobalt SS:

Ugh. I did like that Time Attack Cobalt, but not anymore since you like it. Washing my memory of it now.

Posted by buckybear And for all those who claim the superiority of the volkswagen I give you this.... click to view

The fuck does a riced out AE86 Corolla have to do with Volkswagens?

Posted by bandi The fuck does a riced out AE86 Corolla have to do with Volkswagens?

i was thinking the same thing, but meh, let it go.

that first time attack cobalt looks like it came from the fast and furious

Posted by team haymaker that first time attack cobalt looks like it came from the fast and furious

the chassis was a Grand Am-spec race chassis that GM Performance built just for the Super Street Time Attack Challenge in 2006. It had less power than the other cars, was using off-the-shelf components, the stock knuckles and calipers and it still managed to pimp-slap the competition.

Posted by Samurai the chassis was a Grand Am-spec race chassis that GM Performance built just for the Super Street Time Attack Challenge in 2006. It had less power than the other cars, was using off-the-shelf components, the stock knuckles and calipers and it still managed to pimp-slap the competition.

No surprise, because Buttonwillow is a low horsepower track. If you take it down the road to Willow Springs or Autoclub Speedway, it stands no chance whatsoever and will probably get lapped by the same exact cars it "pimp" slapped at Buttonwillow.

Ive seen Honda Civics decimate V8 sports cars at Buttonwillow. Nothing to brag about, its just the track. Plain and simple. Good day sir.

Posted by big dave No surprise, because Buttonwillow is a low horsepower track. If you take it down the road to Willow Springs or Autoclub Speedway, it stands no chance whatsoever and will probably get lapped by the same exact cars it "pimp" slapped at Buttonwillow. Ive seen Honda Civics decimate V8 sports cars at Buttonwillow. Nothing to brag about, its just the track. Plain and simple. Good day sir.

you're a cunt. a fat, bleeding fuck of a cunt sometimes.

Posted by Samurai you're a cunt. a fat, bleeding fuck of a cunt sometimes.

Hey man come on. Dont hate on me because i speak from experience through my own eyes instead of links and wikipedia!

Maybe i should have provided a link to some sort of website so i would impress the car talk majority.

Posted by big dave Hey man come on. Dont hate on me because i speak from experience through my own eyes instead of links and wikipedia! Maybe i should have provided a link to some sort of website so i would impress the car talk majority.

does this make you feel better about yourself?

its still ugly no matter what guys, come on, go easy on each other

I was drunk when I posted the riced out Toyota, I thought it was a Scirocco but after enough whiskey it could have been a Viper for all I knew.
Why all the hate anyway. my parents wrecked a Cavalier and walked away from it. I never liked the car when they owned it I always thought it was a flimsy piece of crap. After they survived a roll over and bouncing off a large boulder by the side of the road I changed my mind.

Posted by buckybear I was drunk when I posted the riced out Toyota, I thought it was a Scirocco but after enough whiskey it could have been a Viper for all I knew. Why all the hate anyway. my parents wrecked a Cavalier and walked away from it. I never liked the car when they owned it I always thought it was a flimsy piece of crap. After they survived a roll over and bouncing off a large boulder by the side of the road I changed my mind.

my friend's aunt was run off the road (US 4) by a drunk driver over in Vermont... She hit a culvert, sliding, coming down from 65mph and the car went end over end about four times, hit the ground and rolled over another three times. (this was from the people behind her that called 911) You couldn't even tell it was a Cavalier... it was a teal lump. She got out of it with a broken ankle, bruising and cuts from the busting glass. She actually managed to crawl out of the car. What was funny is the doors stayed latched through the experience. That vintage Cavalier (91-94) had seatbelts in the doors (which i always thought was a questionable idea..). As fucked up as that car was, as violent a series of impacts that car took... she should've of died.

Shael and I were talking about Beretta's one night as she was fond of mine and she was telling me about her college roommate and the night her Beretta hydroplaned off I-81 north of Syracuse. Going 85mph, she hit the guardrail and rolled over about 4 times, flipped around mid-air, bounced off two large trees and landed in the median upside down. She got out of it with some bumps and bruises, but walked away from it. It held together. Now, as a Beretta owner and a Chevy fan... i've gotta tell you, these cars were not very well assembled. A very hit or miss car... But it did its job and held together.

Wasn't it Big Dave that got in a pretty bad wreck in a Cobalt a few years back in Long Island? Got drilled at an intersection?

Posted by Samurai Wasn't it Big Dave that got in a pretty bad wreck in a Cobalt a few years back in Long Island? Got drilled at an intersection?

Yes, it was I. I was transported to the hospital with whiplash. It wasnt anything any other car wouldnt have handled though.