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 Chronic
     
Very Noble Donor
Location: Kitchener, ON
Gender: Male
Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.
 |  | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 40 on 9/13/2004 10:05 PM >
|  | | | nycexposed isn't....no it couldn't be........masher?
01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go....
[01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! |
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Boffo
  
Moderator
Location: Smithers, BC
Gender: Male
HONK! HONK!
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 41 on 9/13/2004 10:56 PM >
| | | | Posted by Krenta
My favorite was the one were he locked himself into a little room and had to use a special ninja kick to break the window open... or something like that. Hell, all his stories were hilarious. Untrue, but hilarious...
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Funny... I've been to a building with vandalism that looks like that happened. Little crawl space leading to a small room with two locked doors and someone kicked the outer steel door out so they could exit. Obviously completely unrelated but funny non the less.
Posted by BCT Chronic
...and did you encounter a Polish corpse, a near death vat experience, and a mugging that included gangster thugs that beat you for your clothes?
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Yeah they stole clothes covered in raw toxic sewage? WTF?
Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you. |
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redacted123
This user has been banned
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Gender: Male
UE In NYC Since 1995
| |  |  | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 42 on 9/13/2004 11:58 PM >
| | | | Kepp thinking what you want the story is true, and I will update the pics of the expedetion before this ll happened, as for the cops they didn't do anything for the poor man on the steps they didn't believe us... I hate them
http://nycexposed.com Exploration in NYC! |
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redacted123
This user has been banned
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Gender: Male
UE In NYC Since 1995
| | | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 43 on 9/14/2004 12:00 AM >
| | | | sory for double posting, yeah I don't know why the stole raw sewage clothing it beats me I guess thats why they beat me and I didn't wanna question anything or else I prolli would have lost a eye to his boots, and the door was jammed I didn't break it I just gave it a good bang and the bar loosened up and opened.
http://nycexposed.com Exploration in NYC! |
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redacted123
This user has been banned
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Gender: Male
UE In NYC Since 1995
| | | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 44 on 9/14/2004 12:03 AM >
| | | | TRIPLE POST sorry folks I'm just pissed off, if you don;t believe my telling of what occured on one of my explorations don't reply and leave it be... I don't know that the shit was toxic but whatever it was it made my freind very gaseous and he shat and barfed alot and the doctor said he had air bublles in his stomach or something, I'm no doctor but my friend was barfing bloodyish liquid out along with his previous meals
http://nycexposed.com Exploration in NYC! |
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Chronic
Very Noble Donor
Location: Kitchener, ON
Gender: Male
Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 45 on 9/14/2004 12:09 AM >
| | | | but whatever it was it made my freind very gaseous and he shat and barfed alot and the doctor said he had air bublles in his stomach
Shades of the movie " Dreamcatchers "
[last edit 9/14/2004 12:09 AM by Chronic - edited 1 times]
01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go....
[01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! |
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redacted123
This user has been banned
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Gender: Male
UE In NYC Since 1995
| | | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 46 on 9/14/2004 12:13 AM >
| | | | YES I finally found the answer to all of this ingorance, first the story is extrememe but did you eveer hear of "shit happens?" hmm guess not, I don't know why the thugs beat us thats just what they do in new york I guess, all you chumps talk of extreme U.E. and stuff but you can't believe the risks eh? scared pussy's keep exploring you mom's room you won't get hurt. Why dont all of you stuck ups come explore in nyc for a bit.... oh .... oh.... oh I see you don't wanna get hurt you feel better safe and sound in your fancy apartments. Somone talk to me whos not one of those described above, and no I'm not saying that nyc is DANGEROUS and I'm all tough and shit... nope none of that just saying you need to know what the hell your doing before you do it and obviously we didn't, everything was fine its even in a good neighborhood I don't know the polish man and don't want to GOD DAMN what don't you people get? dead people are everywhere but you never explore places where they might be rotting and I did
http://nycexposed.com Exploration in NYC! |
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redacted123
This user has been banned
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Gender: Male
UE In NYC Since 1995
| | | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 47 on 9/14/2004 12:15 AM >
| | | | oh now I'm a dreamcatcher fanatic....... great should have kept my post where it was, sorry that the stuff made my friend gaseous what should i say OMFG YO ME AND MY FRIENDS GOT JUMPED BY SOME BIG MOFOS AND FOUND A DEAD POLLOCK AND THEN FELL IN A GREAZY POOL OF SHIT AND HE FUCKING BLEW UP MAN!!!! WOAH DUDE TOTALLY TUBULAR!!!
http://nycexposed.com Exploration in NYC! |
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Chronic
Very Noble Donor
Location: Kitchener, ON
Gender: Male
Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 48 on 9/14/2004 12:18 AM >
| | | | Show me the bodies!!!
01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go....
[01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! |
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redacted123
This user has been banned
Location: Manhattan, NYC
Gender: Male
UE In NYC Since 1995
| | | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 49 on 9/14/2004 12:20 AM >
| | | | I have more respect than you to photograph dead bodies that deserve to rest in peace... Avatar X don;t ban me I won't be coming back for a while probally for ever
http://nycexposed.com Exploration in NYC! |
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Control
Location: NYC, All day every day.
Because it's expected
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 50 on 9/14/2004 12:28 AM >
| | | | Posted by Mr. Sparkle
Thats why you should always bring guns on expeditions- big ones too.
None of that 9mm crap.
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It's not the size of the gun, it's how you use it.
Have I taught you nothing yet? 
(how porn does that sound? HA!)
Anyway- Sounds like Adolf is dead. yeah baby!
[last edit 9/14/2004 2:04 AM by Control - edited 1 times]
The Zoo York Goon Squad.
If it looks good, Loot it. |
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Krenta
Location: Saint Paul, MN
Nope, wasn't me.
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 51 on 9/14/2004 12:29 AM >
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Bye Sean, or Ken, or Kiho, or whatever you're calling yourself these days, you pretentious, ignorant, illiterate fool.
Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. |
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vala
Location: une pillule, une p'tite granule, une infusion une injection....
Gender: Female
Where would you like your shot?
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 52 on 9/14/2004 12:38 AM >
| | | | incountering a dead body in a UE spot is my worst fear ever..I think of it everytime i go in one. Getting beat up by mofos and left naked is my second worst nightmare and falling in a rusty straiway is probably my third worst situation.
man...i would've want to die that night!!!
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Chronic
Very Noble Donor
Location: Kitchener, ON
Gender: Male
Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 53 on 9/14/2004 12:50 AM >
| | | | My apologies nycexposed. I'm sorry, but I just found the story a little far-fetched...but my friend pictured below, he liked it!
He says "it funny", "my want more funny story"
Krenta, either continue the torture or loXor this thread now!
01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go....
[01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! |
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ultralazer
Location: Toronto
Gender: Male
| | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 54 on 9/14/2004 1:31 AM >
| | | | Posted by nycexposed
I have more respect than you to photograph dead bodies that deserve to rest in peace... Avatar X don;t ban me I won't be coming back for a while probally for ever
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if youre gone, why do you care if youre banned or not?
and on another note: personally i think yours story is BS. cops dont just ignore someone saying they found a dead body.
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ASC Jake
Location: South Carolina
Gender: Male
Proudly a founding member of The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 55 on 9/14/2004 1:52 AM >
| | | | If ya'll were beaten, why don't you take pictures of yourselves? It may add some credibility to your rediculous story.
"I doubt the bus driver knew the difference considering her primary research source was Mel Gibson."
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'Dukes
Noble Donor
Gender: Male
At least someone llikes me
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 56 on 9/14/2004 1:54 AM >
| | | | It might be believable.. but how the hell did you and your friend get out of the vat of black sludge? Did the gangstas pull you out and then beat you senseless? Why aren't you puking blood?
If it's true congratulations on the nuts it took to jump down into a vat of black sludge.
I got your tour winner right here pussies, at least he'd crash out trying. |
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Ninjalicious
Gone, but always with us
Location: Toronto
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 57 on 9/14/2004 1:57 AM >
|  | | | To the people who took this seriously, I ask: if, a day or two after you had an experience where you found a corpse, one of your friends almost died, and then you were beaten to a pulp by thugs, would you reply to a post advising you to be more careful in the future by saying "Heh I know"?
Posted by BCT Chronic
I need to know what characteristics I should look for when trying to weed out the Poles from the rest of the crowd.
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In my experience Poles generally have no eyes and spend their time seeping through stairwells.
Ninj
http://www.infiltration.org
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Control
Location: NYC, All day every day.
Because it's expected
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 58 on 9/14/2004 2:17 AM >
| | | | Posted by Ninjalicious
To the people who took this seriously, I ask: if, a day or two after you had an experience where you found a corpse, one of your friends almost died, and then you were beaten to a pulp by thugs, would you reply to a post advising you to be more careful in the future by saying "Heh I know"?
In my experience Poles generally have no eyes and spend their time seeping through stairwells.
Ninj
http://www.infiltration.org
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And the NYPD would NEVER investigate what happened after coming across a bunch of little kids naked and beaten in the middle of some industrial street (please - we're talking about a police force with around 35k officers, larger than the armies of some countries. Cops here for the most part don't encounter anything this wild during a day of work, a week of work, or even a month - certainly nothing even close to kids naked & beaten. That sounds more once in a lifetime than anything else.) Nor would they call a bus and get them to the nearest trauma hospital and run a rape kit. And the local media would NEVER rush to the scene after some freelancers and stringers hear the PD radio chatter and calls for level one mobilization, ESU, etc concerning the situatiuon. I can see the NY Post headline now: BLOODY PRE TEEN BODIES ON BROOKLYN STREET.
And after all that, their parents will let them go online the next day and talk all about it!
People, wake up. I can understand being taken by well or even decently crafted hoax, but this was just plain bad.
but don't be too hard on him. never met him but from what I hear nycexposed is anywhere between 8 and 14 years old.
(edited a time or two for clarity sake)
[last edit 9/14/2004 2:26 AM by Control - edited 3 times]
The Zoo York Goon Squad.
If it looks good, Loot it. |
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Drie
Rat-Hole Chic
Location: Hudson Valley NY
Gender: Female
bringing it back.
| | | Re: Crazy Happening- Exploration gone wrong
<Reply # 59 on 9/14/2004 2:58 AM >
| | | | *shakes head*
Yeah, um. I'm not even sure where to go with this one. I mean, obviously, that didn't happen. Maybe what happened, really, is that you all explored a factory where one of you found a mannequin on some stairs. While said person was busy pretending it was a body, some of the other members of your group had shitty flashlights and fell in a hole they didn't see. Maybe it was even a big hole. That's possible. It could even have had gross shit in it. THEN, while you were busy rescuing the dudes who fell in the hole...not because one escaped but because they were shouting or something and you heard them...Some squatter dude came along, took you by surprise, and demanded all your clothing. Being afraid, I bet you forked all your stuff over. Your friend was prolly puking because he was so scared. Maybe he had some kool-aid for lunch. IF that happened, I could see getting picked up by cops if you were running around naked. More likely, though...You got busted on the way out. That's my best guess. Even that would have made for a hell of an evening.
Toxic sewage? Dead bodies? Puking blood? OK. Right. So...IF this were true...wouldn't you be a tad uneasy about posting about a dead body on
UE-freakin-R?!
Drie - www.synestheticlight.com
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