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UER Forum > Archived Canada: Ontario > Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site (Viewed 1798 times)
Dark Shadow 

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 20 on 9/21/2005 4:18 PM >
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Posted by HellzBlaze
*drops her hanky and walks away*


Picks up hanky and throws it in the garbage and writes you a ticket for $60.00 for littering in a public place.

~giggles giggles giggles~


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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 21 on 9/21/2005 4:37 PM >
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*wai* I guess chivalry is dead!!
*tears up*

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 22 on 9/21/2005 7:17 PM >
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Posted by HellzBlaze
*wai* I guess chivalry is dead!!
*tears up*


Ok I am sorry ~rips up the ticket~ Retrieves hanky that was placed in a brand spanking new garbage bag so that it isn't dirty and places in your ladyships hand.


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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 23 on 9/21/2005 7:20 PM >
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Posted by Dark Shadow
Hands you a snot infested blow rag from my pocket.
Ewwwwwww........


indeed EEEEEWWWW ... you coulda just given me mine back... that WAS the point. but it is too far gone by now!!

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 24 on 9/21/2005 7:37 PM >
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Posted by HellzBlaze
indeed EEEEEWWWW ... you coulda just given me mine back... that WAS the point. but it is too far gone by now!!


ok is that better.....I can always go back!!!!~giggles~

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 25 on 9/21/2005 7:42 PM >
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Posted by Dark Shadow
Ok I am sorry ~rips up the ticket~ Retrieves hanky that was placed in a brand spanking new garbage bag so that it isn't dirty and places in your ladyships hand.


Yes thank you... *dabs eyes with hanky*


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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 26 on 9/21/2005 7:59 PM >
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Phantom is doing it so I thought I would take a try at this poetry stuff!

I type my love for you
On the TV screen
Never will you truly know
Just how much you mean
Some may say it's crazy
But I don't really care
They could never understand
all that we have shared
All the nights you've spent with me
Felt like you were here
Always with a open heart
And an open ear
I never had to wonder
If you truly care
Because when I turn on my TV
Your words are always there

Ok, on the spur of the moment it came out pretty good even though I am really makin fun at phantom for his copy and paste!~LMAO~


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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 27 on 9/21/2005 8:06 PM >
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actually dark....if your a good boy later I'll softly whisper it to you....it's one of my fave poems and yes I do have it memorized.....

*giggles*
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hmmm....is it just me or are my posts sounding a little gay today?? *giggles*

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 28 on 9/21/2005 8:09 PM >
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actually dark....if your a good boy later I'll softly whisper it to you....it's one of my fave poems and yes I do have it memorized.....

*giggles*
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hmmm....is it just me or are my posts sounding a little gay today?? *giggles*


lol They are!!!!! ha ha ha

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 29 on 9/21/2005 8:20 PM >
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totally.... but hey the renissance was made for men in tights and tunics so ya know!

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 30 on 9/21/2005 8:38 PM >
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Posted by HellzBlaze
totally.... but hey the renissance was made for men in tights and tunics so ya know!


I am totally not the man in tights kind a guy!! I like what all other men like, good old fashion T&A!~lol~ But if you are looking for a man in tights than look no further because Phantom403 has been in more tight places than I have ever known. Right phantom!~~cough~Simco~cough~Gravenhurst~cough~London~~(inside joke)

Lmao

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 31 on 9/21/2005 8:56 PM >
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How about a man in tight jeans with an open dress shirt on?? ;)

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 32 on 9/21/2005 9:04 PM >
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Posted by HellzBlaze
How about a man in tight jeans with an open dress shirt on?? ;)


With hair bulging out covering his neck like a turtleneck sweater 2 sizes to big yelling at the top of his lung,"IS IT OT N ERE OR IS IT ME SEXI BODI!!!!


Ha ha ha ha ha

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 33 on 9/21/2005 9:07 PM >
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Posted by Dark Shadow
With hair bulging out covering his neck like a turtleneck sweater 2 sizes to big yelling at the top of his lung,"IS IT OT N ERE OR IS IT ME SEXI BODI!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha

DS


AUUUUUGGGG MY EYES!!! NASTY NASTY Mental thoughts! Ew ew ew ew ew ew *tries to erase the mental picture from her mind* *whimpers*

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 34 on 9/21/2005 9:21 PM >
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Why Mental thoughts when you can have visual ones!!!~giggles~




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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 35 on 9/21/2005 10:25 PM >
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Dark Shadow! I should write thou a ticket knave for assaulting (mentally) the lady!

Shall I deal with this vagrant m'lady?

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 36 on 9/22/2005 1:30 AM >
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Please Sir Axel.... no self-respecting lady needs to know that or see that... please good sir... deal with the vagrant... ^_~

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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 37 on 9/22/2005 1:46 AM >
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It shall be done m'lady!

Stand vagrant, and face thy destiny!


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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 38 on 9/22/2005 2:27 AM >
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Oh! You are so brave Sir Axle!!



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Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 39 on 9/22/2005 2:19 PM >
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Posted by Axle
It shall be done m'lady!

Stand vagrant, and face thy destiny!


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~stands up infront of thy horse with thy knees shaking to the thy earth beneath thyself as thy knight in dingy armor races against thyself waiting for the feeling of thy lance to protrude into thyself and at the sight of thy earth bouncing from thy horse's hoofs I pull out an Uzzi and blast a couple of caps in your ass and thy horse thy knight with dingy armor came upon!~

we are in the year 2005 for god's sake! this wouldn't have happened if the knight in dingy armor wouldn't have hurt my feelings and thy fair lady didn't laugh at me sending me down a Prozak path!

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