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 Axle
      
Location: Milton, ON
Gender: Male
Sieg oder Tod
 |  | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 40 on 9/22/2005 2:36 PM >
|  | | | Alas, thou have no sense of fun. Thine weapon is crude, although effective. It doth take the fun out of honorable combat.
Draw thy blade and fight like a real man
[last edit 9/22/2005 2:36 PM by Axle - edited 1 times]
Celer at Audax
Para la Victoria Siempre Alemanes! |
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Dark Shadow
 
Noble Donor
Location: London Ontario
Gender: Male
M.E.C.C.A Member
| |  | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 41 on 9/22/2005 2:43 PM >
| | | | Posted by Axle
Alas, thou have no sense of fun. Thine weapon is crude, although effective. It doth take the fun out of honorable combat.
Draw thy blade and fight like a real man
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Ah No, your dead and can't speak if you are dead....I won.... get over it!
~giggles~
Dark Shadow
~If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?~ |
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HellzBlaze
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Gender: Female
Inventory management is now My Plaything
| | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 42 on 9/22/2005 3:43 PM >
| | | | *weeps for the galant effort Sir Axle put forth*
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. |
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Dark Shadow
Noble Donor
Location: London Ontario
Gender: Male
M.E.C.C.A Member
| | | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 43 on 9/22/2005 4:15 PM >
| | | | * I pull out a vile the highest wizard giveth me for emergency's for when I am close to death that I may stir up the last strength that I may have to drink it, as I pull the cork off thy bottle *making a popping sound* I pour the elixer(<-?) down the gullet of the brave knight dressed in dingy armor.~ "HE LIVES", I cry out! Knowing that thy fair maiden is sad without her brave knight. I brought life and love back to you my fair maiden, I say onto you.
~only to glance at the bottle and read thy scripture upon it~ it said:
I hold onto something that is red
I must be poured into and fed
I am the life that holds water and sun
When you take it your opponent is done
Thy liquid I hold is for a gellant knight
Thy carrier who holds onto me will know such a fright
When he passes me on he'll die that night......
~I put the bottle into my pocket not showing it to the fair maiden and knowing thy demise, I leave walk into the woods as the valent knight awakes from his slumber~
I bid adue and goodbye
[last edit 9/22/2005 4:19 PM by Dark Shadow - edited 1 times]
~If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?~ |
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HellzBlaze
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Gender: Female
Inventory management is now My Plaything
| | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 44 on 9/22/2005 4:27 PM >
| | | | *continues to weeps for the valiant effort for such a thing is such a rarity in todays time*
Sir Axle? Are you well? If true that you are well, I must bid you aideu for you have bled all over my fine dress and it must be washed before the stain sets in!
*smiles a watery smile and dashes off to the cleaners*
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. |
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Axle
Location: Milton, ON
Gender: Male
Sieg oder Tod
| | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 45 on 9/22/2005 4:45 PM >
| | | | I art well faire maiden, I thank thee Dark Shadow, thou art an honerable soul
[last edit 9/22/2005 4:46 PM by Axle - edited 1 times]
Celer at Audax
Para la Victoria Siempre Alemanes! |
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Phantom403
Gender: Male
MOOOO!
| | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 46 on 9/22/2005 4:53 PM >
| | | | WTF....
I think this is a new record in the history of UER for the furthest any thread has gone off topic prior to being locked....
Won't someone end the madness??!!!!
phantom403
P.s.
Tell then...Hellblaze wanna kiss a toad and see what happens?? *giggles madly*
The problem with the world is dumb people. I'm not advocating capital punishment for dumb people. I'm just suggesting we remove all the warning labels and let the problem solve itself. |
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HellzBlaze
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Gender: Female
Inventory management is now My Plaything
| | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 47 on 9/22/2005 5:10 PM >
| | | | Thank you so much for the offer phantom... but I ... uh.... have a ... toad of my own that I like to give my kisses too... and he doesn't really like to share... Yeah so .. thanks anyways... 
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. |
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Crossfire
Location: Kay-Dub
Gender: Male
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years.
| |  |  | | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 48 on 9/22/2005 5:46 PM >
| | | | I think everyone reading this thread should roll D20 to save versus cheesiness, DC100.
Disgruntled. |
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Stewie
Location: Hamilton, Ontario
Gender: Male
kill your idols
| | | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 49 on 9/22/2005 6:01 PM >
| | | | So... the secret to hitting on chicks is to talk like a knight?
*writes into notebook*
Do go on. Thou art my inspiration... or something.
> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit. |
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HellzBlaze
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Gender: Female
Inventory management is now My Plaything
| | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 50 on 9/22/2005 6:13 PM >
| | | | Particle_Man - some more notes for you:
1 - open doors occasionally for your woman...
2 - tell her she is beautiful no matter what she wears.
3 - do something special out of the blue like send her flower(s) or a card just to tell her that you are thinking of her.
4 - be kind an courteous to her friends/family... she goes to them for opinions about you so give them good impressions.
ummm.... if you want more I am sure that I can go on.... -=^___^=-
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. |
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Chronic
Very Noble Donor
Location: Kitchener, ON
Gender: Male
Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.
| | Re: Ontario Renissance Fair -- Old Site
<Reply # 51 on 10/22/2005 4:13 PM >
| | | | Posted by HellzBlaze
Particle_Man - some more notes for you:
1 - open doors occasionally for your woman...
2 - tell her she is beautiful no matter what she wears.
3 - do something special out of the blue like send her flower(s) or a card just to tell her that you are thinking of her.
4 - be kind an courteous to her friends/family... she goes to them for opinions about you so give them good impressions.
ummm.... if you want more I am sure that I can go on.... -=^___^=-
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5 - Fuck her gently.
01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go....
[01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! |
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