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jcvh1992
Gender: Male
| | What if... < on 2/2/2010 4:55 AM >
| | | What if someone(like the security officer, owner, or police) came up to you while you were urban exploring and you start a conversation and you say that you are taking pictures. Then he asks, "You know you are trespassing right?" What would you do?
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bfinan0
Location: Rochester, NY Gender: Male
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 1 on 2/2/2010 4:59 AM >
| | | I would use the search function on UER http://www.uer.ca/..._search1.asp?fid=1 to search for one of the many threads on getting caught. Or look right below this one on UER Main, there's one right there.
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Send4Help
Location: A biology lab far, far away... Gender: Male
No time for the old in-out, love.
| | Re: What if... <Reply # 2 on 2/2/2010 4:59 AM >
| | | I would throw asbestos in his face while chanting a curse to him in low mumbles. This should allow for enough time for a stealthy escape and an avoidance of suspicion...
The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. |
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bfinan0
Location: Rochester, NY Gender: Male
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 3 on 2/2/2010 5:02 AM >
| | | Posted by send4hlp I would throw asbestos in his face while chanting a curse to him in low mumbles. This should allow for enough time for a stealthy escape and an avoidance of suspicion...
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I like that too...my usual lately has been throwing a supply of polysyllabic sesquipedalian mechanical/civil engineering terms regarding the structure at the officer, until it becomes clear that maybe the city does have some sort of benefit from my research on the location. It has worked three times in a row, surprisingly.
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rivermyst
Location: Hamilton, ON Gender: Male
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 4 on 2/2/2010 5:04 AM >
| | | First, where did they find me? Inside the building? Outside? Climbing in the POE? There are a million ways that conversation can go. Personally, I'd start by playing dumb/apologizing. As for dealing with this type of thing, there are dozens of threads dedicated to it.
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\/adder
Location: DunkarooLand Gender: Male
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 5 on 2/2/2010 5:06 AM >
| | | "I thought this was STATE Property?" "It is." "Well, as tax paying citizen of this state; I'm going to have to ask you to leave my property, officer."
"No risk, no reward, no fun." "Go all the way or walk away" escensi omnis... |
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puravida9539
Location: Dallas Area Gender: Male
Just give me a flashlight
| | Re: What if... <Reply # 6 on 2/2/2010 5:15 AM >
| | | Posted by TheVicariousVadder "I thought this was STATE Property?" "It is." "Well, as tax paying citizen of this state; I'm going to have to ask you to leave my property, officer."
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Perfect! Play dumb if you can. If you don't trust yourself to fast-talk, then throw out a quick "oh, I didn't know" and then start with the apologizing. In my experience its much easier for most people to apologize in a believable manner than it is for them to play dumb.
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jcvh1992
Gender: Male
| | Re: What if... <Reply # 7 on 2/2/2010 5:16 AM >
| | | lol i wanna know if i get caught inside an abandoned building. im kinda ocd i wanna know every way to not get caught.
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bfinan0
Location: Rochester, NY Gender: Male
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 8 on 2/2/2010 5:18 AM >
| | | Posted by TheVicariousVadder "I thought this was STATE Property?" "It is." "Well, as tax paying citizen of this state; I'm going to have to ask you to leave my property, officer."
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I also took the 10th amendment once, correctly pointing out that the law the officer was trying desperately to book me for, besides my not having committed that particular offense yet, was unconstitutional: cities, as entities even smaller than states, cannot restrict navigation on otherwise navigable bodies of water, as that is a power reserved to the Federal government. The cop called the deputy, the deputy called the chief, the chief of police called his lawyer, and we were let go, being quite grateful to both be lawyers' sons, and to have done well in high school history and civics...
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Loki
Location: Melbourne, Australia Gender: Male
| | Re: What if... <Reply # 9 on 2/2/2010 5:43 AM >
| | | Posted by jcvh1992 lol i wanna know if i get caught inside an abandoned building. im kinda ocd i wanna know every way to not get caught.
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Stay home.
Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank | Wank |
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bfinan0
Location: Rochester, NY Gender: Male
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 10 on 2/2/2010 5:44 AM >
| | | Posted by jcvh1992 lol i wanna know if i get caught inside an abandoned building. im kinda ocd i wanna know every way to not get caught.
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Go underground. You then have the advantage, as the question becomes, "what was the cop doing down there in the first place?!"
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\/adder
Location: DunkarooLand Gender: Male
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 11 on 2/2/2010 6:51 AM >
| | | Posted by bfinan0 The cop called the deputy, the deputy called the chief, the chief of police called his lawyer, and we were let go, being quite grateful to both be lawyers' sons, and to have done well in high school history and civics...
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In his teens my dad (drinking age was 18) was having a bonfire party over the fourth of july out on a flood zone owned by army core of engineers but the town used the land as a park. Well local pd and town officials tried to kick them off the property ... and he was like "No, you don't have ANY jurisdiction here and if you don't leave me in peace, well that's harassment. This is federal property owned by ACoE...only they can kick me out." The local pd did the hierarchy of command phone tag until it was determined, he was right, the local cops nor town officials could do a damn thing. The best part was is was the fourth and all government agencies were closed so there was no one to call to kick them off the property as long as they didn't destroy anything and they attended their fire and picked up their trash, no one could stop them.
"No risk, no reward, no fun." "Go all the way or walk away" escensi omnis... |
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TurboZutek King Dick
Location: Scotland Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| | | | Re: What if... <Reply # 12 on 2/2/2010 10:21 AM >
| | | Posted by jcvh1992 What if someone(like the security officer, owner, or police) came up to you while you were urban exploring and you start a conversation and you say that you are taking pictures. Then he asks, "You know you are trespassing right?"
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"No such thing here mate." --Points South "England's that way. C-ya!" Chris...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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Ashes in the Snow
Location: Raleigh, NC Gender: Male
Ladder Addict
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 13 on 2/2/2010 1:40 PM >
| | | Posted by jcvh1992 What if someone(like the security officer, owner, or police) came up to you while you were urban exploring and you start a conversation and you say that you are taking pictures. Then he asks, "You know you are trespassing right?" What would you do?
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If an officer ever asks you that, he's giving you an out. That's him hinting to you to play dumb, so do it. the response, "I am? Oh man, I didn't realize, I'm so sorry. I didn't see any posted signs and I just wanted to get some pictures, I'll leave now though" will more than likely get you out.
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MindHacker
Location: Suburbs of DC Gender: Male
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it to the wall with your shoulder.
| | Re: What if... <Reply # 14 on 2/2/2010 8:19 PM >
| | | Better yet, don't say you did know, or that you didn't. Just say "Whoa. I guess I better leave then. Do you know the quickest way back to the road?" This isn't lying to cops (another crime), and isn't you flaunting the law. Its also a good way to get out of the conversation.
"That's just my opinion. I would, however, advocate for explosive breaching, since speed and looking cool are both concerns in my job."-Wilkinshire |
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MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 15 on 2/2/2010 8:55 PM >
| | | I would immediately flee to Europe and wait it out.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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TurboZutek King Dick
Location: Scotland Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| | | | Re: What if... <Reply # 16 on 2/2/2010 8:57 PM >
| | | Posted by MutantMandias I would immediately flee to Europe and wait it out.
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That's what I did. I used to live in Ohio.
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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AnAppleSnail
Location: Charlotte, NC Gender: Male
ALL the flashlights!
| | | | Re: What if... <Reply # 17 on 2/2/2010 9:02 PM >
| | | Posted by Ashes in the Snow
If an officer ever asks you that, he's giving you an out. That's him hinting to you to play dumb, so do it. the response, "I am? Oh man, I didn't realize, I'm so sorry. I didn't see any posted signs and I just wanted to get some pictures, I'll leave now though" will more than likely get you out.
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You probably should never admit to breaking a law. Then mr. officer has to do paperwork (you admitted a crime to an officer of the law) and you get an expensive ticket.
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aurelie
Location: pacific northwest Gender: Female
high tech:: low life.
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 18 on 2/2/2010 9:05 PM >
| | | How not to do it, by the way: (Actual conversation) Caretaker: "Miss, can i HELP YOU?" Me: NO. (five minutes later) Me: ...okay, how do i get out of here? Caretaker: How did you get in? Me: ...I don't know. Caretaker: You know, if you weren't a girl i would have called the police on you. Me: ...Oh. thanks. Caretaker: That way. Me: K thanks. Bye.
reckless thoughts abide; anachronistic and impulsive. loosely jacketed against the cold and ten thousand worlds for the choosing. |
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DevilC
Location: Washington, District of Corruption Gender: Male
I serve as a blank screen on which people of vastly different political stripes project their views.
| | | Re: What if... <Reply # 19 on 2/2/2010 9:46 PM >
| | | I shot him and hid the body in the junkyard. How did you find out?
Posted by jcvh1992 Then he asks, "You know you are trespassing right?" What would you do?
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Science flies you to the Moon. Religion flies you into tall buildings. |
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