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Sinister Crayon
Location: Colorado Gender: Male Total Likes: 3 likes
| | | Re: Drivers < Reply # 2 on 1/22/2007 3:01 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Women drivers. It is rare that I see a women driving who is NOT on the cellphone, doing makeup, fixing her hair, reaching in the backseat, talking with her hands off the wheel. I'm not sexist, but if the majority of (mostly middle aged) women cannot handle driving, they shouldn't even try it. Most women don't even know how in the hell a car works (That should be on the drivers test). There should also be a "drivers aptitude test" which you should have to take every 5 or 10 years to get your license renewed (for men and women. Yes, there are some terrible male drivers out there as well, just not as many and not as bad). But yeah, besides women; other things that should not be visible, audible, or touchable by the driver should be: cellphones, computers, tv screens, kids, etc. When you are driving, your there to do one thing drive. Or maybe to break the silence talk to the person in the passenger seat (not looking at them, but talking to them and looking at the road) or listen to music.
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| Nvr2loud Man with the golden shoes
Location: Huntsville, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 7 likes
| | | Re: Drivers < Reply # 14 on 4/3/2007 2:08 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Drivers who: - won't let you merge onto or off of freeways It is the person merging who is responsible to enter or exit, not the other drivers. If someone is on the freeway purposly blocking, that falls under any of the next three issues and should be dealt with accordingly - deliberately box you in so you can't change lanes Force the driver to move, it they are the type who feel with a more expensive car they have the right-of-way, see how close you can put your car to theirs, they will likely move. - tailgate Drives me insane, how can you possibly stop without hitting me during a panic stop. Leave some space. - cut you off On purpose? Die. Accidental / poor driving... not accident let it go. - fail to observe yield or stop signs (ie: that's MY right-of-way, fugger!) *foaming at the mouth* Also applies to idiots who don't take their right-of-way, like sitting at a green light thinking the cars in the other direction have the right to turn left prior to you driving straight through the intersection. - pass on the right Illegal passing on the right? Morons Passing on the right on a double lane freeway, perfectly legal. - do not signal or signal well into their lane change Signalling only required by law when it directly affects another driver, situtation varies. - insist on driving 20 or so clicks above the residential speed limit Depends on speed limit, 60 in a 40 is big time speeding, however 100 in an 80 not such a big deal. I think speeding is one of those offences where unless something happens it really isn't a big deal.
all deserve death via genitalia removal. So you've never made a mistake?
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| MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | | Re: Drivers < Reply # 18 on 4/4/2007 5:45 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by fedge Wait - so if I'm merging onto the freeway and my onramp lane is ending soon, I have to come to a complete stop because some dicksnap doesn't let me merge? It is the driver in the right-most through lane who is responsible for allowing room for onramp traffic to merge onto the freeway. Otherwise, it's pure douchebaggery.
| You are partially correct, but the driver in the right-most lane is you. Even if there is an army of monkeys trying to keep you from merging, you should still be able to merge. If you cannot get into traffic by the end of the onramp, there is no need to stop; Just drive into the fucking trees, because you fail, sir.
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