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estherella
Location: Richmond Hill, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes
mascara sure and lipstick lost
| | | | Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 6 on 11/5/2008 5:22 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Tracy.
I fuck corpses. No joke.
I am usually at bars with some male friends. So I don't often get losers using shit pickup lines on me.
| haha fair enough. i almost never go to bars anymore, but yeah, when i was going often a few years ago, i definitely liked going better if i was with a group of male friends...i worry a lot less about assholes when i know i've got friends to "cock-block" for me...when i'm just with the girls, i get the stupid pickup lines and stuff all the time... actually, i had a kind of scary encounter a few years ago, and luckily my guy friends were close by. so i was fairly drunk and this guy asked me to dance. not seeing the harm in it, i said ok. he was drinking some kind of mixed drink, which i thought nothing of, since we were at a bar. then he offered me a sip, and being that i had just met him and am smart enough not to take open drinks from people i don't know, i said no thanks. he seemed annoyed that i had said no, and offered again, and i was like "nah, i'm good..." so then he went to take a sip, and i noticed that he didn't actually drink any of it. then he offered me again, seeming to be getting angry at my refusal. trying not to show that i was freaked out, but wanting to get the fuck away from him, i looked him straight in the eye and bluntly said "i have to shit!" so i hurried to the ladies room, saw my friend irwin leaving the mens room and told him what had happened.i calmed down for about two whole seconds and then i was freaking out again - "that guy didn't get me...but he's gonna fucking roofie someone tonight!". so i pointed the guy out to irwin, and after he walked me back to our group of friends, pretending to be drunker than he really was, he went and started dancing like an idiot close to the guy and "accidentally" bumped into him, spilling his drink onto the floor. luckily it ended well and i was smart enough to be cautious and realize what was going on, but it gave me a really good scare.
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| TrixieSparrow
Location: Hamilton, ON Gender: Female Total Likes: 27 likes
I guess.
| | | Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 7 on 11/5/2008 5:33 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by estherella
haha fair enough. i almost never go to bars anymore, but yeah, when i was going often a few years ago, i definitely liked going better if i was with a group of male friends...i worry a lot less about assholes when i know i've got friends to "cock-block" for me...when i'm just with the girls, i get the stupid pickup lines and stuff all the time... actually, i had a kind of scary encounter a few years ago, and luckily my guy friends were close by. so i was fairly drunk and this guy asked me to dance. not seeing the harm in it, i said ok. he was drinking some kind of mixed drink, which i thought nothing of, since we were at a bar. then he offered me a sip, and being that i had just met him and am smart enough not to take open drinks from people i don't know, i said no thanks. he seemed annoyed that i had said no, and offered again, and i was like "nah, i'm good..." so then he went to take a sip, and i noticed that he didn't actually drink any of it. then he offered me again, seeming to be getting angry at my refusal. trying not to show that i was freaked out, but wanting to get the fuck away from him, i looked him straight in the eye and bluntly said "i have to shit!" so i hurried to the ladies room, saw my friend irwin leaving the mens room and told him what had happened.i calmed down for about two whole seconds and then i was freaking out again - "that guy didn't get me...but he's gonna fucking roofie someone tonight!". so i pointed the guy out to irwin, and after he walked me back to our group of friends, pretending to be drunker than he really was, he went and started dancing like an idiot close to the guy and "accidentally" bumped into him, spilling his drink onto the floor. luckily it ended well and i was smart enough to be cautious and realize what was going on, but it gave me a really good scare.
| your friend irwin was nicer to the guy then I would have been had he tried that on one of my friends.
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| keti Moderator
Location: Providence, RI Gender: Female Total Likes: 70 likes
#EA98DE
| | | | Re: worst/best pickup lines you've heard at the bar < Reply # 11 on 1/31/2009 6:04 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | hooray for bringing up old threads Several weeks ago I went to a few gay clubs with my boss and his husband, and four other managers from my company. We're at this kind of crappy club, and had just finished watching the tranny fashion show [which was amazing]. These two guys walk up to the group of us - which happened all night, all 6 of them are all very attractive gay men - they say hi to everyone and introduce themselves. Then in front of everyone, one of the guys turns to me - and says, rather loudly, "You into pegging?" I said "I have no idea what that means?" and he says "My boyfriend and I think it would be really hot to get a girl to fuck us with a strap on! You into that?" excellent. in front of 5 managers from my company including my immediate supervisor, this guy asks if i want to fuck him with a strap on and everyone is looking at me... I was pretty drunk and im bad with any sort of rejection so i just said "I'm a guy." and the guy nods and says "oh sorry, well have a great night!"
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