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hydrotherapy Clever Girl
Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes
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| | | | Re: I'm child free because... < Reply # 24 on 5/28/2008 5:06 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | YAY. More like-minded people! Lets see if I can boil my reasons down sufficiently. 1) I'm selfish. I don't want to give up at least 18 years of my life, my libido, and the shape of my body for a brat. Oh. And money. 2) I'd be terrified the thing would be born somewhat disabled, mentally or physically, and unfortunately, you can't just return a defective kid. 3) They annoy me. A lot. And smell and cry. I cringe whenever I hear a child crying. I can't take it. 4) I'd probably end up leaving it in a car with the windows up, or strapping it to a leash so it can't get into trouble, or getting it debarked, and getting arrested. 5) I like cats and kittens. Why bother with people?
I tried to get my gyno to tie my tubes when I was 16. You wouldn't believe the look of incredulity I got. I still try to move lead aprons whenever I get xrays. The best news I could ever receive at the doctor would be hearing I was infertile. I'd buy everyone on this board a round of drinks.
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| GotPaisley!
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Exploring Gypsy!
| | | Re: I'm child free because... < Reply # 26 on 5/29/2008 10:18 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by hydrotherapy YAY. More like-minded people! Lets see if I can boil my reasons down sufficiently. 1) I'm selfish. I don't want to give up at least 18 years of my life, my libido, and the shape of my body for a brat. Oh. And money. 2) I'd be terrified the thing would be born somewhat disabled, mentally or physically, and unfortunately, you can't just return a defective kid. 3) They annoy me. A lot. And smell and cry. I cringe whenever I hear a child crying. I can't take it. 4) I'd probably end up leaving it in a car with the windows up, or strapping it to a leash so it can't get into trouble, or getting it debarked, and getting arrested.
| I can so agree with all of the above! When people ask me if I want kids, I reply... I'm highly allergic! ha
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| Viavinci
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Dammit Jim, I'm an explorer not a photographer!
| | | | Re: I'm child free because... < Reply # 28 on 6/6/2008 6:29 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Why I never want kids and am angry that the doctors wont remove that evil baby making area already...I'm sure if I was in China I'd be paid to not have kids damn government always one step behind 1. I can always dress up a small dog and take it into a store and watch idiotically as it pees on the floor, eats the merchandise and bites other shoppers. At least with the dog I know those aren't my genes at work and I'm not a failure as a parent. 2. Kids walk around with poop duct taped to their ass until their about 2-3 years old. This is just the beginning of the gross things children do. I don't want to get used to changing somethings poop bundles unless its for something that makes me excited. Compare: Diaper wearing monkey. Baby. Diaper wearing monkey. Baby. I'd take the monkey cause thats just badass. 3. I want to do the things I couldn't as a kid. Eat ice cream for dinner, watch horror films all night, run around naked with finger paint on me, go skydiving or trespass in buildings. I don't want to put this on hold until my kids are adults. By that time I'm going to need hip replacements and no one wants saggy old lady boobs in finger paint 4. I earned it. I managed not to die before reaching adulthood by having luck and some intelligence to overcome life's obstacles. I didn't put the fork in the wall socket, I looked both ways before crossing the street, and I didn't get in cars with strangers for candy. If I have a kid it's going to kill me within 3 years max of having it. 5. WHERE YOU FIND ONE KID YOU FIND MORE. If you have a child, and it does happen to be cool...it's got friends. You have to go birthday parties, parent teacher crap, recitals, playgrounds, Chuck E. Cheese, slumber parties, the mall, and none of this is for you! There is always that one dirty kid who discovers deodorant about 2 years after everyone else and he just happens to be your kids best friend.
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| Oryx
Location: Who knows Gender: Neither Total Likes: 40 likes
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| | | Re: I'm child free because... < Reply # 31 on 2/27/2009 6:26 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Alrighty, I'm child-free because: 1) I worked as a camp counsellor dealing with hundreds of little brats every day. NEVER AGAIN. 2) If I'm going to explore the world, the hell if I'm gonna have a little bastard beg me to see Mickey Mouse. 3) There is NO WAY IN HELL anything that big is coming out of my vagina 4) They'll probably have a fun mix of emotional disorders 5) I especially loath kids in the pre-puberty ages of 9 to 14 when they start to really become assholes 6) Boyfriend doesn't want 'em either (thank god) 7) I'd probably be a horrible mother anyway. I can just see it now... MOMMY! Can I have a cookie? PLEEEEASE! Why aren't you listening mommy? Mommy why are you always drinking from that big bottle? MOMMY I GOTTA GO PEE PEEE!!
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Location: DunkarooLand Gender: Male Total Likes: 24 likes
I'm the worst of the best but I'm in this race.
| | | | Re: I'm child free because... < Reply # 32 on 2/27/2009 6:46 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | 1. In 2016-17 I may consider it. When I'm 28-9, Have been out of college for a few years. But I'm too young to have kids. 2. Child Support: Do Not Want. 3. Girls who want kids at my age; piss me off. So I wouldn't sleep with them anyways. 4. I work at McDonald's and kids 5-15 piss me off; but parents piss me off more. Joining their ranks would be treason. 6. Before they get to kindergarten, they only have one influence, you; once they start getting influenced by all the other kids with shitty parents. 7. Once they reach 16-18... get a car and job. They will straighten out; you hope. 8. Just wait till they learn the word "No!" 9. Did your mother ever tell you this one: "I hope you have a kid who is EXACTLY like you." The world really doesn't need two of me. It might implode. 10. Broken Condom, Forgot the Pill? When in Doubt, FALCON PUNCH!jk'ing
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