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Drivers
< on 1/22/2007 1:25 AM >
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Tell me what pisses you off the most about other drivers on the road....


What is the worse thing they can do to piss you off the most...


What do you do in these situations?




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 1 on 1/22/2007 2:31 AM >
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I fucking hate cars. Drivers just support cars.




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 2 on 1/22/2007 3:01 AM >
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Women drivers. It is rare that I see a women driving who is NOT on the cellphone, doing makeup, fixing her hair, reaching in the backseat, talking with her hands off the wheel. I'm not sexist, but if the majority of (mostly middle aged) women cannot handle driving, they shouldn't even try it. Most women don't even know how in the hell a car works (That should be on the drivers test). There should also be a "drivers aptitude test" which you should have to take every 5 or 10 years to get your license renewed (for men and women. Yes, there are some terrible male drivers out there as well, just not as many and not as bad).

But yeah, besides women; other things that should not be visible, audible, or touchable by the driver should be: cellphones, computers, tv screens, kids, etc. When you are driving, your there to do one thing drive. Or maybe to break the silence talk to the person in the passenger seat (not looking at them, but talking to them and looking at the road) or listen to music.




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 3 on 1/22/2007 4:15 AM >
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Lap dogs in the front seat. Little yappy dogs that bark and bark and bark and bark and bark, and they leap around the front seat all over the idiot driver.




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 4 on 1/22/2007 5:17 AM >
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Asshole male drivers who either speed up and ride beside me so I can't change lanes or follow me to see where I'm going.

Or that are too busy messing around with thier stereo,which causes a pathetic noise when the bass is up way too high,to pay attention to the road.

Old men who can barely see over the dash of their cars that are size of a bowling alley,which seem to go no faster than 30km an hour.

Young men who constantly tried to race me at stoplights in their little souped up Neons with over sized carry handles on them.

Aw,did I just generalize and say it's all men that are the problem?

Yeah.




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 5 on 1/22/2007 5:57 AM >
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Aw,did I just generalize and say it's all men that are the problem?


No sweat. There are flaws among men. No doubt about it. I was just pointing to the larger, more commonly found problem behind the wheel.




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 6 on 1/22/2007 11:54 PM >
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You're killing me.




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 7 on 1/25/2007 11:36 PM >
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I think you're both full of it. Drivers are as drivers will be. Assholes.


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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 8 on 3/13/2007 6:51 PM >
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I hate people with automatic, front-wheel drive, all season tire equipped cars that attempt to drive in the snow.

Do you know what all season tires are?

ALL SEASONS EXCEPT WINTER




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 9 on 4/3/2007 12:18 AM >
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cops who speed and run stopsigns when there not chasing a criminal becuase they think there above the law.




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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 10 on 4/3/2007 2:24 AM >
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Assholes who think because they have an expensive car, they have right of way and other assholes who are too busy yapping with their passenger, yapping on the cellphone or otherwise not paying attention to the road.




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< Reply # 11 on 4/3/2007 3:43 AM >
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Drivers who:

- won't let you merge onto or off of freeways
- deliberately box you in so you can't change lanes
- tailgate
- cut you off
- fail to observe yield or stop signs (ie: that's MY right-of-way, fugger!)
- pass on the right
- do not signal or signal well into their lane change
- insist on driving 20 or so clicks above the residential speed limit

all deserve death via genitalia removal.




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< Reply # 12 on 4/3/2007 3:59 AM >
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- won't let you merge onto or off of freeways

agreed

- deliberately box you in so you can't change lanes

agreed

- tailgate

agreed

- cut you off

agreed

- fail to observe yield or stop signs (ie: that's MY right-of-way, fugger!)

agreed

- pass on the right

maybe you are driving to slow? There is a law here in colorado that says you can only be in the left lane of a freeway to pass, I find it quite useful to keep people like you out of the fast lane so we don't have to pass on the right...

- do not signal or signal well into their lane change

agreed

- insist on driving 20 or so clicks above the residential speed limit

everyone knows those are grossly underposted.






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Re: Drivers
< Reply # 13 on 4/3/2007 7:43 AM >
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I used to love George Carlin, but have found him rather grating for the past 20 years or so. Nonetheless, he can occasionally speak Truth:

Anyone who drives slower than me is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac.




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< Reply # 14 on 4/3/2007 2:08 PM >
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Drivers who:

- won't let you merge onto or off of freeways

It is the person merging who is responsible to enter or exit, not the other drivers. If someone is on the freeway purposly blocking, that falls under any of the next three issues and should be dealt with accordingly

- deliberately box you in so you can't change lanes

Force the driver to move, it they are the type who feel with a more expensive car they have the right-of-way, see how close you can put your car to theirs, they will likely move.

- tailgate

Drives me insane, how can you possibly stop without hitting me during a panic stop. Leave some space.

- cut you off

On purpose? Die.
Accidental / poor driving... not accident let it go.

- fail to observe yield or stop signs (ie: that's MY right-of-way, fugger!)

*foaming at the mouth*
Also applies to idiots who don't take their right-of-way, like sitting at a green light thinking the cars in the other direction have the right to turn left prior to you driving straight through the intersection.

- pass on the right

Illegal passing on the right? Morons
Passing on the right on a double lane freeway, perfectly legal.

- do not signal or signal well into their lane change

Signalling only required by law when it directly affects another driver, situtation varies.

- insist on driving 20 or so clicks above the residential speed limit

Depends on speed limit, 60 in a 40 is big time speeding, however 100 in an 80 not such a big deal. I think speeding is one of those offences where unless something happens it really isn't a big deal.


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< Reply # 15 on 4/3/2007 4:49 PM >
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- insist on driving 20 or so clicks above the residential speed limit

Depends on speed limit, 60 in a 40 is big time speeding, however 100 in an 80 not such a big deal.


What the fuck kind of residential neighborhood do you live in?




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< Reply # 16 on 4/3/2007 5:11 PM >
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Kilometers per hour, sorry should have specified.





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< Reply # 17 on 4/4/2007 4:43 AM >
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Drivers who:

- won't let you merge onto or off of freeways

It is the person merging who is responsible to enter or exit, not the other drivers. If someone is on the freeway purposly blocking, that falls under any of the next three issues and should be dealt with accordingly

Wait - so if I'm merging onto the freeway and my onramp lane is ending soon, I have to come to a complete stop because some dicksnap doesn't let me merge? It is the driver in the right-most through lane who is responsible for allowing room for onramp traffic to merge onto the freeway. Otherwise, it's pure douchebaggery.



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< Reply # 18 on 4/4/2007 5:45 AM >
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Wait - so if I'm merging onto the freeway and my onramp lane is ending soon, I have to come to a complete stop because some dicksnap doesn't let me merge? It is the driver in the right-most through lane who is responsible for allowing room for onramp traffic to merge onto the freeway. Otherwise, it's pure douchebaggery.


You are partially correct, but the driver in the right-most lane is you. Even if there is an army of monkeys trying to keep you from merging, you should still be able to merge. If you cannot get into traffic by the end of the onramp, there is no need to stop; Just drive into the fucking trees, because you fail, sir.




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< Reply # 19 on 4/4/2007 8:39 PM >
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Posted by fedge

Wait - so if I'm merging onto the freeway and my onramp lane is ending soon, I have to come to a complete stop because some dicksnap doesn't let me merge? It is the driver in the right-most through lane who is responsible for allowing room for onramp traffic to merge onto the freeway. Otherwise, it's pure douchebaggery.


I did say that if the person on the freeway is intentionally blocking, that person should be dealt with because it isn't fair and is dangerous. Under normal conditions the person merging is the person responsible to find an opening, sorry but it's true.




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