Pisses me off:

1. people pushing shopping carts down narrow aisles and blocking them
2. store clerks in America who can barely speak English
3. when someone in my house uses the noisy paper shredder for 15 minutes strait
4. When my mom yells at the TV while watching Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune
5. Teachers or princepals whose position goes to their heads. I'm talking about you: Ms. Priss, Ms. Bitch, and Ms. Nazi
6. Stereotypes, especially those of gender
7. Crooked cashier who short-changed my dad at Burger King
8. Judge Roy Pearson: google his name
9. Ross Dress For Less's filthy bathrooms
10. Some certain corrupt preachers whose egos are so inflated, the church revolves more around them then God.

I have so many, I cant think of them all right now.

Your pet peaves?

People who turn music up to intolerably loud volume levels and then decided to try to have a conversation (which is of course only accomplished by yelling at the top of their lungs). If you're gonna have a social gathering, keep the fucking music down low enough that you can be heard without screaming.

1. The car dealership I bought my car from. Blared
music so loud inside we couldn't hear the guy across the table talking. 2. people who have no respect for other cultures. 3. People (specifically teenagers) who think they are so much better than everyone else. 4. A noob I met on here.

The phrase "got a question?" It's fucking "do you have a question?" I don't got question, you fucking hick. Also "y'all," bugs the shit out of me.

People who look inside the bag before the grab a chip to make sure they get "a good'n"

Posted by monster 2. store clerks in America who can barely speak English

Sympatico Service Techs (on the phone) that cannot speak english.

Posted by atomx Sympatico Service Techs (on the phone) that cannot speak english.

As soon as I get Jugdish on the line I demand to speak to someone from Canada. They happily transfer me.

My peeve is people who spell peeve "peave". Just kiddin', monster, hehee...

My other peeves include:

• Asshats who throw cigarettes and other garbage out their automobile windows. The road is not your garbage can! Also, aren't those fires in California enough to make people think twice about throwing lit cigs out their window? Also, at night, those lit cigs hit my windshield and explode into a wall of sparks, obscuring my view of the road.

• My teenage newspaper delivery girl who invites herself in "to chat" when dropping off the new issue because she thinks I'm a loner loser. Doesn't she realize I could be a psycho killer (which I am, but hey, shouldn't she be more careful???).

• Gay Pride Parades and shit of that ilk. When's Hetero Day?

• Black History Month, and I'm Clarington's only black person and it riles me!

• People in movie theaters who 1) talk, 2) use their cells, 3) chew too loudly, 4) put their feet up on the back of seats - that's my head rest, scumfuck!, etc.

• People who take up an inordinate amount of time in lineups talking to a store clerk just because they're lonely and want someone to chat and/or bitch at and/or with.

• The mayor of Clarington who is obviously pro-incinerator yet pretends he's still "investigating which way to go". I voted for you, tool!

• People who say there's global warming and think Canada should adopt the Kyoto Accord despite its resulting killing of the economy and millions of newly laid off workers. It's something I agree with Adolph Harper on.

• My neighbors who add a bag of garbage to my pile on garbage day knowing that takes up a bag on our three bag per week limit.

etc, etc...

The only thing that really bothers me is people constantly looking at their watches.

1) Being interrupted while I'm trying to answer a question.
2) Being freaked on by the person who interrupted me because they didn't get the answer. (Because they were interrupting)
3) Being asked the same question several times in a short period of time (say 5 - 10 minutes) by the same person after I've answered them.
4) Being asked repeatedly to do something after I've pointed out it can't be done (ie reviewing surveillance records that have been deleted) and then being accused of not wanting to do my job.
5) Being lied to.
6) (worse than #5), Being lied about.
7) Being falsely accused and not being allowed to prove my innocence.
8) People on the GO train who insist on using more than one seat (especially putting their dirty wet boots up on the seats) and there are no other seats available.
9) People on the GO train who get all pissy when I ask for the extra seat they're taking. (To those folks, "Fuck you! You paid for one seat and I'm not paying a fare just so your piece of shit bag or boots don't have to be on the floor.)

I'd better stop. I'm starting to rant too much again.

1. The ignorant rude.
2. People who act as though placing bumper stickers on their car is the same as being an activist.
3. Plastic bubble packaging.
4. Anyone who uses their children as an excuse to not do their job.
5. My stupid cold that kept me from exploring as much as I wanted to this weekend.

Posted by SaraBellum 1. The ignorant rude. 2. People who act as though placing bumper stickers on their car is the same as being an activist. 3. Plastic bubble packaging. 4. Anyone who uses their children as an excuse to not do their job. 5. My stupid cold that kept me from exploring as much as I wanted to this weekend.

I love you

Aw! I love you, too! I think it's only been in the last 15 years or so that it's become so accepted, where people are using their children in this way and their co-workers are letting them get away with it. My parents never pulled that shit with me or my sister.

I blame these same people on the rampant, "Think of the children!" mentality and the Mommy Mafia.

Posted by SaraBellum Aw! I love you, too! I think it's only been in the last 15 years or so that it's become so accepted, where people are using their children in this way and their co-workers are letting them get away with it. My parents never pulled that shit with me or my sister. I blame these same people on the rampant, "Think of the children!" mentality and the Mommy Mafia.

Very well put.

I've been told to stay back on several occasions by my old boss because the person working with me had to be with their kids. What pissed me off is that I had commitments after work as well but they are considered unimportant because I don't have kids. I finally told my boss to stuff it and if he had a problem, go ahead and fire me.

Aw! I love you, too! I think it's only been in the last 15 years or so that it's become so accepted, where people are using their children in this way and their co-workers are letting them get away with it. My parents never pulled that shit with me or my sister. I blame these same people on the rampant, "Think of the children!" mentality and the Mommy Mafia.

My job is to oversee all of the schedules and attendance at a call center.

If you ever move around here, I will hire you on the spot!

I'm gonna kill somebody at the grocery store one day. If it's not the stupid fuck who can't get his cash ready while the cashier's ringing up his stuff, then it's the stuck up fuck who can't help the cashier bag his stuff when there's no bagger around. If it's not him, then it's definitely the ignorant fuck who leaves his cart in the middle of the fucking aisle while he decides what brand of cereal or tampons or whatever he's going to buy. You'd better wisen up real fucking quick bud, cuz I got a fucking crowbar with your fucking name on it. You fucking fuck.

Posted by Emperor Wang fuck who leaves HIS cart in the middle of the fucking aisle while HE decides what brand of cereal or TAMPONS or

He? HE?!

Sorry, couldn't resist

Anywho:

1. Douches who talk on their cell phones while driving thru an intersection
2. Parents who have bumper stickers that say: MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT DICKWILLOW HIGH. I really don't give a shit that you think your kid is better than other people.

~Scum sucking maggots who live their entire lives suckling the governmental teat and refuse to take any responsibility for themselves and/or their children,ever.

~People at work who constantly seem to have a malady of some sort which prevents them from doing their jobs properly,but receive the same pay.

~People on the bus who have a stroller or cart the size of a compact car,who'll leave it smack in the middle of the aisle. And lest I forget, people who fart,chew their gum like a cow or talk loudly on their cellphones while on the bus,too.

The assholes who have used my doorway (I live on a main street) to wait for their dealer to show up,instead of at their own place across the street,can die a slow death,too.

I forgot to mention people who pop their gum and chew with their mouths open.

Posted by Wiccan ~People on the bus who have a stroller or cart the size of a compact car,who'll leave it smack in the middle of the aisle. And lest I forget, people who fart,chew their gum like a cow or talk loudly on their cellphones while on the bus,too.

That reminds me of those douchebags who get on the bus or metro (that's our subway) at rush hour without taking off their 4 fucking cubic foot backpacks. Under the wheels with you, you ignorant motherfucker.

And then there's this inexplicable local custom here... When the metro pulls into the station and the doors open, 95 idiots out of a hundred on the platform think it's a good idea to get on BEFORE letting the disembarking people get off. I shit you not. What the fuck's with that? And then there's the other 5 "curteous" idiots who just stand there in front of the doors, getting in everybody's way. Get a fucking brain and stand aside, moron! Or get my elbow in your face. Your choice, TOOL!

The idiots who don't or can't expend the one teeny little iota of effort that makes a society work really should be put to death. A painful and public death, ideally.

Posted by monster He? HE?!

You'd be surprised how many men have no problem buying ladyday products for their wives, girlfriends, sisters, etc.