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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Relationships > Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? (Viewed 8953 times)

Lexi

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I'm getting old.

Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 20 on 5/1/2008 9:06 PM >
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Posted by Brind

Should I wear a lab coat?

No, no.
It's best if you wear nothing at all, as I usually do during experiments of this nature.

[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi

Brind

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 21 on 5/1/2008 9:11 PM >
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Posted by Lexi

No, no.
It's best if you wear nothing at all, as I usually do during experiments of this nature.

Alright, well, the tests shall begin tomorrow.

I expect a detailed lab report on my desk by Monday.

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KublaKhan

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 22 on 5/1/2008 10:44 PM >
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Posted by Lexi

Care to be my test subject?

Ohhhjesus...say it again.

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Brind Location: Kitchener, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 250 likes \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 23 on 5/4/2008 5:00 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I must say, the tests were a rousing success.
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Lexi

Location: Oslo, Norway
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I'm getting old.

Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 24 on 5/4/2008 2:43 PM >
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Posted by Brind
I must say, the tests were a rousing success.

Yes. You seemed to really enjoyed it when we slowed the procedure right down and then picked up the pace again.

In conclusion, according to my research, men have their hands down their pants because it feels great. However, they prefer it if there is a female present to have her hand down there.

Case closed.

[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi

Senseriffic

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 25 on 5/18/2008 9:56 AM >
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Posted by sandaili

LOL. Until I get enough pics of nekkid male explorers to make a Naked Guys of UE calendar, I won't be sharing my nekkid pics with anyone. Nor would you REALLY want them LOL...

L

thats what im talking about......

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Still we smile and deny that we're cursed.
But of all our iniquities ignorance may be the worst.

KONG Sus scrofa domestica Location: Kingston, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 26 on 5/18/2008 8:48 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	This thread is now about pedophilia. No, wait. It has been almost since the start.

ryan This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information. Location: Providence RI Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes F/gayz \| \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 27 on 5/18/2008 9:15 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Why are girls always grabbing their tits adjusting their bras?
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MindHacker

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 28 on 5/19/2008 12:21 PM >
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Posted by ryan
Why are girls always grabbing their tits adjusting their bras?

'Cause their boobs are up there.

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hydrotherapy

Clever Girl

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 29 on 5/19/2008 3:13 PM >
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Posted by ryan
Why are girls always grabbing their tits adjusting their bras?

Because you guys don't offer to do it for us often enough.

Duh.

Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

ryan

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 30 on 5/19/2008 3:20 PM >
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Posted by hydrotherapy

Because you guys don't offer to do it for us often enough.

Duh.

Damn it. That is such a good answer!

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Stewie

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 31 on 5/19/2008 6:49 PM >
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Posted by hydrotherapy

Because you guys don't offer to do it for us often enough.

Duh.

sure i'll have it

> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.

KONG

Sus scrofa domestica

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 32 on 5/19/2008 9:02 PM >
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Posted by hydrotherapy

Because you guys don't offer to do it for us often enough.

Duh.

Some of us don't touch little girls.

hydrotherapy

Clever Girl

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 33 on 5/19/2008 9:19 PM >
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Posted by KONG

Some of us don't touch little girls.

That's ok.

There's plenty of you who do <3

Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 34 on 5/21/2008 1:18 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I always have my hands down my pants because I like to fantasize about choking people who I find sexy.
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ZachariahDaMan Location: Detroit Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 35 on 8/26/2008 1:01 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Because when I'm bored I just put my hands down there because I gotta put them somewhere

MindHacker

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 36 on 8/26/2008 1:01 PM >
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Posted by ZachariahDaMan
Because when I'm bored I just put my hands down there because I gotta put them somewhere

WHOA! Posting in my "Relationships"?
_{It's more likely than you think.}

I'ma agree with Zach.

"That's just my opinion. I would, however, advocate for explosive breaching, since speed and looking cool are both concerns in my job."-Wilkinshire

Drooldog Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 37 on 8/26/2008 9:39 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Why do those females that wear super tight pants have to dig out there underwear...Even more..Why do you wear a thin piece of string up the ass and call it underwear?

Stewie Location: Hamilton, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes kill your idols \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 38 on 8/26/2008 11:09 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Because we as males enjoy looking at it.
	> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.

Lexi Location: Oslo, Norway Gender: Female Total Likes: 12 likes I'm getting old. \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 39 on 8/26/2008 11:57 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Thongs and g-strings: for girls who don't have enough of an ass to pull off cute panties or boy shorts. Or who need an added dose of slut to their lives. (In most cases, these chicks have too much as it is.)
	[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection [15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi

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