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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Relationships > Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? (Viewed 8951 times)
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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 40 on 8/27/2008 12:22 AM >
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Obviously, Lexi's closet is full of boy shorts.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 41 on 8/27/2008 12:28 AM >
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Obviously, Lexi's closet is full of boy shorts.


thats inferring


Also, why do girls push there tits up then give you the disgust face when you actually look at them.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 42 on 8/27/2008 3:15 AM >
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Thongs and g-strings: for girls who don't have enough of an ass to pull off cute panties or boy shorts.
Or who need an added dose of slut to their lives. (In most cases, these chicks have too much as it is.)


wow just wow.

thongs are meant to be worn with tight dresses, so you don't look tacky with huge underwear lines poking through. Duh.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 43 on 8/27/2008 3:16 AM >
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thats inferring


Also, why do girls push there tits up then give you the disgust face when you actually look at them.


Because people have body issues.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 44 on 8/27/2008 1:15 PM >
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thongs are meant to be worn with tight dresses, so you don't look tacky with huge underwear lines poking through. Duh.


Thank you. I was afraid we were going to have to go through a "History of Undergarments; Part II: The Modern Era"


Also, why do girls push there tits up then give you the disgust face when you actually look at them.


Because they want to feel pretty and like feeling like they are better than those boys. I had a female friend who would get drunk and start to come on to me... ...just so she could reject me and feel good about herself.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 45 on 8/27/2008 2:38 PM >
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wow just wow.

thongs are meant to be worn with tight dresses, so you don't look tacky with huge underwear lines poking through. Duh.


Indeed. They're also good for low rise jeans and dress pants.




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< Reply # 46 on 8/27/2008 7:40 PM >
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Dresses? Who the hell wears those?

Low rise jeans? Ew. Dress pants? What are those?




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< Reply # 47 on 8/27/2008 7:50 PM >
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Low rise jeans are only 'ew' on those who'd sport a muffin top of epic proportions if they tried to wear them. And dresspants are things some people wear to work,to a club maybe...anywhere where trackpants (which I don't own a single pair of) simply wouldn't do.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 48 on 8/27/2008 7:57 PM >
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Indeed. They're also good for low rise jeans and dress pants.



This is the part where I start sounding rather homosexual but...

Low rise jeans are the worst trend to hit jeans since fucking bellbottoms.

I have only seen those things pulled off tastefully once(all puns intended).




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< Reply # 49 on 8/27/2008 8:00 PM >
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This is the part where I start sounding rather homosexual but...

Low rise jeans are the worst trend to hit jeans since fucking bellbottoms.

I have only seen those things pulled off tastefully once(all puns intended).



Precisely. Hence the "ew". Besides the fact that most girls who are (pardon any offense here) sleezy enough to wear them pull up their itty bitty string thing so it shows.

On another note though, I hate being fat. Lovehandles suck.




[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi
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< Reply # 50 on 8/27/2008 8:04 PM >
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So are all skinny girls sluts Lexi,or are they just sluts until you become your idea of skinny?




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< Reply # 51 on 8/27/2008 8:07 PM >
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So are all skinny girls sluts Lexi,or are they just sluts until you become your idea of skinny?


The only people that I know who wear low-rise jeans are the trashy looking chicks who spend their time perusing through Jackson when they should be at home studying. You know, the ones with hoop earrings and equally tight fitting baby phat shirts?

Very, very rarely have I ever seen low-rise jeans pulled off with any kind of class. But maybe I'm simply living in the wrong city for that.




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< Reply # 52 on 8/27/2008 8:19 PM >
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The only people that I know who wear low-rise jeans are the trashy looking chicks who spend their time perusing through Jackson when they should be at home studying. You know, the ones with hoop earrings and equally tight fitting baby phat shirts?

Very, very rarely have I ever seen low-rise jeans pulled off with any kind of class. But maybe I'm simply living in the wrong city for that.


Oh I'm not saying that low rise jeans are the epitome of class and style. My daughter,who's seventeen,is ninety five pounds (it's genetic) and eats like a horse. I often tell her that isn't nice to pick on fat people,yet she's constantly accused of anorexia,or being a crackhead or a slut. Only by fat people,of course.

So I guess what I was asking is can you honestly say that you think that all girls who can pull off wearing smaller clothes are sleazy,or are you just hatin' because you (presumably) can't?




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 53 on 8/27/2008 8:20 PM >
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I'm a guy & I wear my jeans at the level of low rise, for 2 reasons:

1. My legs are fucking long as hell, and I need to get special cuts, or wear my 36" store-bought jeans right at my hips.

2. They're comfortable.



So long as you're wearing the correct shirt, no one will notice.



Also... bell bottoms can look good. A little flair (not too much) looks fairly good, when compared to a straight leg, or (GOD FORBID) a tight jean... damn emos...

Just don't wear them really baggy!




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Oh I'm not saying that low rise jeans are the epitome of class and style. My daughter,who's seventeen,is ninety five pounds (it's genetic) and eats like a horse. I often tell her that isn't nice to pick on fat people,yet she's constantly accused of anorexia,or being a crackhead or a slut. Only by fat people,of course.

So I guess what I was asking is can you honestly say that you think that all girls who can pull off wearing smaller clothes are sleazy,or are you just hatin' because you (presumably) can't?


You're right, I can't. Sure, I'm bitter.

But the truth is that most girls who can pull off smaller clothes lack any desire to show class in the way they dress.




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< Reply # 55 on 8/27/2008 8:27 PM >
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I could always try a pair like these...




Update:

I was going to order some from them a while ago...

http://www.makeyourownjeans.com/



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But the truth is that most girls who can pull off smaller clothes lack any desire to show class in the way they dress.


Ah,that's what I thought.


You couldn't be more wrong,but you just keep telling yourself that,m'kay?




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But the truth is that most girls who can pull off smaller clothes lack any desire to show class in the way they dress.


to answer with your words

But maybe I'm simply living in the wrong city for that.








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< Reply # 58 on 8/27/2008 8:51 PM >
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Precisely. Hence the "ew". Besides the fact that most girls who are (pardon any offense here) sleezy enough to wear them pull up their itty bitty string thing so it shows.

On another note though, I hate being fat. Lovehandles suck.


I have not seen any photos of you, So I can't tell what you mean by fat( my guess is that you are probably being a tad to harsh)

Are you going to tell me that Theda Bara was a fat cow? Because there is an entire generation that would tell you you are full of shit.




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< Reply # 59 on 8/29/2008 10:55 PM >
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So this was a thread about /guys/ having their hands down their pants all the time (which by the way I'm I guy and don't sit around with my hands down my pants, I realize everything is where it's suppose to be and don't need to constantly check on it to make sure it didn't vanish..) to a rather retarded argument that is sure to go nowhere because one faction claims skinny girls are whores because some dress like they are, and fat girls are just jealous because inside they just want to be whores.. For some percentage I have no doubt both arguments are right, but that doesn't really make it a universal truth.. Females want what they can't have, and they want to be chased and feel wanted (they really are simple creatures seeing as most of that is just human nature).. Many misguided souls think if they dress like whores they will be wanted, while this may be partly true in the end they are still just whores and will likely be treated as such, and that goes for girls of all sizes... Class is something that is far and few between, especially with the younger crowd, some grow up, and others become 40 year old whores dressing in things that most any 20 year old girl wouldn't ever wear (although that could be just the area I am in, which I am sure is also largely true).. That's also ignoring the fact that someone can dress in somewhat revealing clothes and still pull it off well.. In the end, Some people are just born to be Skanks, it's a rough job but someone has to take the job to make the ones with self respect and class stand out in the crowd.. We all have our roles in life..




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