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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 60 on 8/29/2008 11:06 PM >
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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 61 on 9/1/2008 7:18 AM >
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So this was a thread about /guys/ having their hands down their pants all the time (which by the way I'm I guy and don't sit around with my hands down my pants, I realize everything is where it's suppose to be and don't need to constantly check on it to make sure it didn't vanish..) to a rather retarded argument that is sure to go nowhere because one faction claims skinny girls are whores because some dress like they are, and fat girls are just jealous because inside they just want to be whores.. For some percentage I have no doubt both arguments are right, but that doesn't really make it a universal truth.. Females want what they can't have, and they want to be chased and feel wanted (they really are simple creatures seeing as most of that is just human nature).. Many misguided souls think if they dress like whores they will be wanted, while this may be partly true in the end they are still just whores and will likely be treated as such, and that goes for girls of all sizes... Class is something that is far and few between, especially with the younger crowd, some grow up, and others become 40 year old whores dressing in things that most any 20 year old girl wouldn't ever wear (although that could be just the area I am in, which I am sure is also largely true).. That's also ignoring the fact that someone can dress in somewhat revealing clothes and still pull it off well.. In the end, Some people are just born to be Skanks, it's a rough job but someone has to take the job to make the ones with self respect and class stand out in the crowd.. We all have our roles in life..


Just remember that all truths are but half truths. And while you seem to understand very well the logical side of the issue. There is still the matter of the personal. Yes there are millions of people with poor body image issues. but why confuse millions of people with a single person.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 62 on 9/1/2008 10:46 AM >
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Just remember that all truths are but half truths. And while you seem to understand very well the logical side of the issue. There is still the matter of the personal. Yes there are millions of people with poor body image issues. but why confuse millions of people with a single person.


I'm just a logical kinda guy.. As far as the issues in these two in particular? They fall somewhere within it, everyone does... But it's on them to figure out where they fall within it, not me.. I just figure the range.. Figuring out the inner details that drive someone isn't completely hard to see from the outside but it takes more time then watching someone bicker for a bit to gauge things like that..
That aside it goes past poor body image and into just general poor self worth, I have known quite a many girls that have great bodies and they know it, yet they are completely unhappy with themselves.. I have also known alot more girls that don't have the 'perfect figure' and are more then happy with themselves.. Body image is just a small fraction of Self Worth..
But that is just the personal rantings of a lone madman..




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 63 on 9/12/2008 3:38 AM >
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Our hands are in our pants because yours aren't




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 64 on 9/16/2008 7:28 AM >
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I'm just a logical kinda guy.. As far as the issues in these two in particular? They fall somewhere within it, everyone does... But it's on them to figure out where they fall within it, not me.. I just figure the range.. Figuring out the inner details that drive someone isn't completely hard to see from the outside but it takes more time then watching someone bicker for a bit to gauge things like that..
That aside it goes past poor body image and into just general poor self worth, I have known quite a many girls that have great bodies and they know it, yet they are completely unhappy with themselves.. I have also known alot more girls that don't have the 'perfect figure' and are more then happy with themselves.. Body image is just a small fraction of Self Worth..
But that is just the personal rantings of a lone madman..


Very wise words. Madman, hardly, you seem to have you head firmly planted on your shoulders.

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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 65 on 9/16/2008 11:40 PM >
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So this was a thread about /guys/ having their hands down their pants all the time ... to a rather retarded argument that is sure to go nowhere because one faction claims skinny girls are whores because some dress like they are ...


Let me try to explain.

As an attention whore, Lexi can't stand people talking for too long without the topic being about her.

As such, Lexi had to throw her little nose and wide hips into the discussion.

In summary..

1. Lexi is fat. Stop telling her otherwise, it's giving her attention that she doesn't deserve.

2. If you're smaller than Lexi, and dress to show off your hot little ass, you're a filthy slut and have no class. When Lexi wears a top to show off her breasts.. that's alright.

3. We have to put our hands down there to check on the penis. It's very important to us.

That is all. This thread is over.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 66 on 9/16/2008 11:43 PM >
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I applaud your observance Kong!




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 67 on 9/17/2008 2:59 AM >
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Kong is wise, especially on #3.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 68 on 9/17/2008 3:36 AM >
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Let me try to explain.

As an attention whore, Lexi can't stand people talking for too long without the topic being about her.

As such, Lexi had to throw her little nose and wide hips into the discussion.

In summary..

1. Lexi is fat. Stop telling her otherwise, it's giving her attention that she doesn't deserve.

2. If you're smaller than Lexi, and dress to show off your hot little ass, you're a filthy slut and have no class. When Lexi wears a top to show off her breasts.. that's alright.

3. We have to put our hands down there to check on the penis. It's very important to us.

That is all. This thread is over.


You win.




[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi
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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 69 on 9/17/2008 3:40 AM >
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I move to lock this thread. Any one second?




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< Reply # 70 on 9/17/2008 3:41 AM >
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I move to lock this thread. Any one second?


Yeah. I've been ridiculed enough.




[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi
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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 71 on 9/17/2008 5:34 AM >
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Yeah. I've been ridiculed enough.



Just noted your myspace and ummm, I think you need one of these:



But really, I think kong hit on something really important. I understand, being that I have low self worth as well. Just remember this, Worth is inherent, and reality is subjective.




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Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants?
< Reply # 72 on 9/18/2008 7:23 PM >
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Thanks for making this thread boring and trite. Who the fuck gives a crap who can't fit into what jeans? Shut up and stop obsessing over what other people wear. Make yourself happy. Insecurity is NOT sexy.

Back to answering my original question.

Why are your hands always down there, compadres?




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< Reply # 73 on 9/18/2008 7:25 PM >
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Let me try to explain.

As an attention whore, Lexi can't stand people talking for too long without the topic being about her.

As such, Lexi had to throw her little nose and wide hips into the discussion.

In summary..

1. Lexi is fat. Stop telling her otherwise, it's giving her attention that she doesn't deserve.

2. If you're smaller than Lexi, and dress to show off your hot little ass, you're a filthy slut and have no class. When Lexi wears a top to show off her breasts.. that's alright.

3. We have to put our hands down there to check on the penis. It's very important to us.

That is all. This thread is over.


Kong is wise, and I agree with all his statements except #3.

If it is so important, don't you have some other way to ensure it's still there without grabbing it ever 15 minutes? Are you afraid it has dropped off somewhere along the way?





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< Reply # 74 on 9/18/2008 7:30 PM >
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Why are your hands always down there, compadres?


To itch it. Why do chicks adjust their bras?




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< Reply # 75 on 9/18/2008 7:34 PM >
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To itch it. Why do chicks adjust their bras?


Ryan already asked this on page 2, and I already answered.

And if what you say it true, and guys are reaching down there as frequently as I see dudes grabbing at their junk cause it itches, I shall assume more of you need to practice personal hygiene, or get antibiotics.




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Ryan already asked this on page 2, and I already answered.

And if what you say it true, and guys are reaching down there as frequently as I see dudes grabbing at their junk cause it itches, I shall assume more of you need to practice personal hygiene, or get antibiotics.


Yeah, I was just trying to bring the thread full circle. Oh well. And agreed, re: hygiene. It doesn't help that "junk" gets sweaty and sticks to itself ala thighs on vinyl seats...




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My hand goes down my pants because there's not enough room for my junk in my waist size. I'm just trying to make sure the ribbon I tie it up with to make it fit is on properly.





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My hand goes down my pants because there's not enough room for my junk in my waist size. I'm just trying to make sure the ribbon I tie it up with to make it fit is on properly.




Pics or it... nevermind.

Seriously. Nevermind.




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< Reply # 79 on 9/18/2008 10:19 PM >
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Thanks for making this thread boring and trite. Who the fuck gives a crap who can't fit into what jeans? Shut up and stop obsessing over what other people wear. Make yourself happy. Insecurity is NOT sexy.

Back to answering my original question.

Why are your hands always down there, compadres?


This is an absurd thread to begin with, reeking of prejudices. So who cares if it derails.

To answer your question, I don't know why some guy reach down the pants every 15 minutes. I have a tad bit more class than to wear super baggy clothes, with my hand firmly planted on my crotch. Sometimes, I'll get an erection in public, and I'll have to discretely lie it on my stomach as not to pitch a massive tent while standing up. And sometimes my ball do stick to my leg, but there are other ways to get them unstuck, like squatting down to retie my shoelaces.




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