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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Car Talk > Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) (Viewed 7710 times)

buckybear

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Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded)
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Since there is a name that car thread, and a cars we like thread I thought I would start this. Post cars that make you ill looking at them.
I will start the thread with the Pontiac Aztek. All I can fathom is that the designers for each individual part were locked in separate rooms and not allowed to see the car as a whole until it was done.

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cr400

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< Reply # 1 on 4/23/2009 10:16 PM >
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This truck is so damn ugly, it makes me ill that I don't own it!!

It is so beat and patina'd that it is to cool.

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buckybear Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 2 on 4/23/2009 10:35 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I would change nothing on that truck. You cannot duplicate a patina like that. The repainted hood is the only part I don't like.

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 3 on 4/24/2009 1:03 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL (And my absolute least favorite car I've driven in my life) FAIL EXPENSIVE FAIL REALLY EXPENSIVE FAIL. Although an incredible car, the Veyron is FUGLY.
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nostra-YOUPPI! Umpire Location: Shahre:'on Kaybec Total Likes: 165 likes Bonsoir et cest partie \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 4 on 4/24/2009 3:09 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	i was given an aztek back in 01 as a loaner, i was shocked, it truly felt like the homer simpson designed car, it truly had every toy you would ever want
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Shael Location: Witherbee, NY. Gender: Female Total Likes: 7 likes Baaaaah. \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 5 on 4/24/2009 3:42 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Most of the SUV type vehicles look reminiscent of hightop sneakers. Seriously. Just think about it. Shael
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CDSbigsby

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< Reply # 6 on 4/24/2009 3:48 AM >
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Posted by buckybear
I would change nothing on that truck. You cannot duplicate a patina like that. The repainted hood is the only part I don't like.

Agreed, there's something to be said for a genuinely cheap rat rod. Though the Torque Thrusts don't really work with that theme. I'd go with rattle-can cherry red steelies, myself.

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MattTrakker

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< Reply # 7 on 4/24/2009 6:11 AM >
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Posted by Shael
Most of the SUV type vehicles look reminiscent of hightop sneakers.

Seriously. Just think about it.

Shael

Oddly enough, Hondas have been described as looking like a sneaker or "nerd's shoe" (when Car and Driver reviewed the Civic hatchback around 1995 or so), and when you look at them, they really do.

My vote:

Yeah...great idea...sand your paint off and let it rust. Nothing screams "My parents paid for my car, so it's okay if I trash it to be different from others" more than making your car rust on purpose.

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< Reply # 8 on 4/24/2009 2:15 PM >
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Posted by nostra-YOUPPI!
i was given an aztek back in 01 as a loaner, i was shocked, it truly felt like the homer simpson designed car, it truly had every toy you would ever want

I actually really like the idea of the Aztek, it's a pretty cool idea. Just ugly as fuck.

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nostra-YOUPPI! Umpire Location: Shahre:'on Kaybec Total Likes: 165 likes Bonsoir et cest partie \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 9 on 4/24/2009 2:16 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	the thing had everything you could possibly want in a car, a center console that was a cooler, speaker jacks at the back end.
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cr400

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Posted by bandi

I actually really like the idea of the Aztek, it's a pretty cool idea. Just ugly as fuck.

I have never been able to look beyond the ugly ass exterior of the Aztec,
What type of cool toys are on the inside? My wife drives an Element, it looks like a little UPS truck, but the inside is so roomy, handy, useful, spartan.
We both really like it.

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I wish our blue one looked like this orange one.

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bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 11 on 4/24/2009 3:13 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I love the Element. Toaster FTW!!! I saw one the other day with a bunch of funny stickers on it. One said "EAT. SLEEP. TOASTER." The other said "Fuck aerodynamics!"
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Posted by nostra-YOUPPI!
the thing had everything you could possibly want in a car, a center console that was a cooler, speaker jacks at the back end.

Speaker jacks with a remote radio tuner!

..and you can't forget the tent!

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buckybear

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1958 Packard Hawk. Had the sporty tail finned back end of the Studebaker with a different nose. I always thought it looked like a human face with the grill opening being the mouth. It almost looks depressed, I was once one of the greatest American luxury car brands. Please put me out of my misery.

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cr400

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Posted by buckybear
1958 Packard Hawk. Had the sporty tail finned back end of the Studebaker with a different nose. I always thought it looked like a human face with the grill opening being the mouth. It almost looks depressed, I was once one of the greatest American luxury car brands. Please put me out of my misery.

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I can just see this car with some plastic goofy lookin' redneck teeth stickin' out the front (like Mater from cars)

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MattTrakker Location: North Shore, MA Gender: Male Total Likes: 8 likes Mark it zero! \| \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 15 on 4/24/2009 8:20 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	It sort of looks like a catfish to me.
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oddspot

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< Reply # 16 on 4/25/2009 12:23 AM >
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I test drove the pimped out Element with 18's and body kit.... it was spectacular!!! love it love it

Buick Enclave.... i think that looks good.
Subaru B9 Tribeca..... from the front iS UGLY! from every other view, i like it
Everything else you guys posted.... FUGLY

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CDSbigsby Location: Lancaster, Ohio Gender: Male Total Likes: 5 likes \| \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 17 on 4/25/2009 1:26 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Toyota Echo. If it were stretched just a bit shorter, a bit lower, a bit wider, it would be just another nondescript Japanese box not worthy of mentioning. The way it is, it looks just a bit too narrow, the passenger compartment looks rather tall, and the wheels look comically small. Also, I posted this one in the other ugly car thread, but it's so bad it deserves another mention. First generation Oldsmobile Aurora. It looks like a melted old man. [last edit 4/25/2009 1:37 AM by CDSbigsby - edited 1 times]
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oddspot

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Posted by CDSbigsby
Toyota Echo. If it were stretched just a bit, a bit lower, a bit wider, it would be just another nondescript Japanese box not worthy of mentioning. The way it is, it looks just a bit too narrow, a bit too tall, and rides a bit too high on wheels a bit too small.

Only for the 2 & 4 door versions
The little hatchback isn't bad at all

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Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1900 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Re: Ugly Cars (Stock or Modded) < Reply # 19 on 4/25/2009 6:12 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	the aztec drove ok, had ok power and was ridiculously good at what it was intended for, but it was just too fucking out there for the buying public.

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