Posted by Yield i'm confused, you're making it sound as if people are mad at each other There once was a site from the net where misfits would often collect from near and from far they'd find UER and drama they won't soon forget most of those people were sexy like DN, oryx, hydro and lexi I'd do waffles and Trap and Played's where it's at But for Therrin I'd kindly say next please I mean this with love, ALL of you <3 :p

WIN!

So, I posted some tweets on twitter
while growing a tail on the shitter
I just had to rhyme those two words
and speak of gratuitous turds
Ok? Let's not be bitter.

Posted by Yield i'm confused, you're making it sound as if people are mad at each other There once was a site from the net where misfits would often collect from near and from far they'd find UER and drama they won't soon forget most of those people were sexy like DN, oryx, hydro and lexi I'd do waffles and Trap and Played's where it's at But for Therrin I'd kindly say next please I mean this with love, ALL of you <3 :p

I laughed out loud

Posted by metawaffle I laughed out loud

I hope you don't mind your inclusion.
In retrospect I realize I should have worked Curious_George into it but he never reads anything on here anymore anyways

One day our good Metewaffle
Was fucking a falafel
With one misplaced thrust
He got caught on it's crust
And started to bleed something awful.

Given the new life this thread has taken on (the personalized limericks) I have decided to add this as fair warning that anybody who posts herein will be subject to the whims of creative freedom and may (most likely will) have a limerick written based on their UER username. Said limerick may be offensive and just plain bizarre. It is to be noted that this is all in good fun and is nothing to get your panties in a bunch about. We reserve the right to roast you and you us in limerick form.
Basically NO DRAMA! thank you enjoy.

True Story:


There once was a girl named Nikki
She skipped town
Without a frown
And never again did I get a mid-Afternoon quickie

Posted by Kbasa True Story: There once was a girl named Nikki She skipped town Without a frown And never again did I get a mid-Afternoon quickie

When writing a limerick,
and honestly, I'm trying to not be a prick
you go AA BB A
and hopefully say something gay
or something about your dick

Back after a short reprieve with a little number from Chapter 15 "Sex Substitutes" it reads as follows;

'A man in the battle of Aix
Had one nut and his cock shot away
But found out in this pickle
His nose could still tickle
But he might get the sniffles some day'


and another little gem from the same chapter with a similar theme...


'A nudist resort in Benares
Took a midget in all unawares
But he made members weep
For he just couldn't keep
His nose out of private affairs'

I forgot this thread existed. Let me write one to my soon to be ex-paramour, SaraBellum. I'm not sure if she reads this thread, and it's probably better if she doesn't.

We bonded over being quite blunt
Fond of snarky and vocal affront
But months down the line
When I thought all was fine
She turned in to a self righteous c.... HI SARA.

Posted by hydrotherapy We bonded over being quite blunt Fond of snarky and vocal affront But months down the line When I thought all was fine She turned in to a self righteous c.... HI SARA.

Beautiful. That brought a tear to my eye.
*sniff*

do me do me!

Posted by Squidgit do me do me!

Hmm...

An explorer by the name of Squidgit
was known for giving birth quite a bit
tired of being with child
and looking for something wild
She said "Next time no penis, please use another digit"

Best I could do.

Posted by G to the Race Hmm... An explorer by the name of Squidgit was known for giving birth quite a bit tired of being with child and looking for something wild She said "Next time no penis, please use another digit" Best I could do.

Ahahahahhaah!

Posted by Squidgit do me do me!

Our good friend Squidgit
Kept her very own midget
Tucked under her dress
Her under things to caress
My god how it made her fidget

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whos dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin.
Wiping cum from his chin.
If my ear were a cunt i would fuck it.

No girl on UER's explored:
For photos and fame they are whored.
Men line up in ranks
To take shots of these skanks
And post on the Modeling Board.

This thread undergoes resurrection
For it's full of comedic perfection
Oh, and by the way
I'm very not gay
But would you mind checking out my photography?

None of these rhymes have been funny
The stink like a bowl full of cunny
There was one that came close
But it died like a ghost
And dragged all the others to something that rhymes with either funny or cunny.

There once was a woman named Mina
Who liked to make love on a recliner
When taking a dick
Her one special trick
Was to shoot glitter out her nether regions