Posted by Match Girl Yup.. the same thing happened to me too about 3 years ago. Mature. Funny, since then I've been getting random rude messages from fake profiles on flickr, facebook and POF, and always the accounts are deleted shortly after the message is sent. Such fun!!

Stalkerriffic!

People should have their ability to send PM's taken away because of shit like this.

Posted by Esoterik Stalkerriffic! People should have their ability to send PM's taken away because of shit like this.

haha, you got the dog version too lmao...

Posted by Esoterik Stalkerriffic! People should have their ability to send PM's taken away because of shit like this.

that's what i'm screaming!

Classy!

Posted by Esoterik Stalkerriffic! People should have their ability to send PM's taken away because of shit like this.

That is actually a great idea.

Posted by Esoterik Stalkerriffic! People should have their ability to send PM's taken away because of shit like this.

I think only women should be able to block other members.

Posted by logtec I think only women should be able to block other members.

If they didn't want to be stalked why were they born women

Posted by Yield If they didn't want to be stalked why were they born women

Someone's been hanging out with Roland.

Posted by Yield If they didn't want to be stalked why were they born women

Best post ever.

Posted by victoria- Best post ever.

Well Sara threw me under the bus, but I stole it from Roland.
I couldn't think of anything original to express how irrelevant half the thread is so I thought I'd just de-rail it further by being a sexist douche-nozzle.

Posted by Yield Well Sara threw me under the bus, but I stole it from Roland. I couldn't think of anything original to express how irrelevant half the thread is so I thought I'd just de-rail it further by being a sexist douche-nozzle.

good strategy yield!

Posted by mewthree good strategy yield!

I do what I can

Now ladies, stop all this foolishness,
or I'll block both of you from PMing me!

http://doeshelikemeblog.com/
hours of goodness there ^.

Posted by cdevon http://doeshelikemeblog.com/ hours of goodness there ^.

hahahaha I have a friend who had a list of questions longer then this! Too funny.

Posted by cdevon http://doeshelikemeblog.com/ hours of goodness there ^.

I'd answer all those questions like this:

tl;dr

and go look for a different woman.

"i love cats!"

Posted by cdevon "i love cats!"

She's made for you ;)

Somewhat funny, somewhat sad. I'm fairly bald, and I didn't want to misrepresent that, so I made my main profile picture a shot of me in a tux at New Years, with my bald head in all its shining glory prominently featured. Couple of weeks later I'm at the grocery store buying cat food. This woman I have never met starts screaming "liar" at me. Everyone is staring, and I'm standing there openmouthed, because I have no idea whats up. After several shouts, she waves her finger at me and screams "Your Match.com profile doesn't say you are bald." Not joking here folks.

Online dating is a pain in the ass, which is a shame. Its a cool idea because you know a few things about the person without wasting time. I'm not interested in dating someone who spends every night in front of the TV, eats pizza and burgers 5 nights a week, volunteers at PETA and can't stand guns. It gives you a way to presort. Wish it worked better.

Here is my last date from an online site.

She was cute and entertaining enough. As the night is coming to a close, and I am debating whether or to ask her for another date. She says to me "Oh by the way, I'm a couple of weeks pregnant, I don't know who the dad is, so you don't have to worry about anyone being mad at us dating."
I respond with "Huh...."
Then she says "When you fuck me tonight, you dont have to wear a condom."
I say, "Wha...'
She then looks in my eye and says, "I want you to fuck me until my cunt seizes up."
I then look at her and say, "I've gotta go, have a nice night."