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hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < on 4/29/2008 12:26 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	So this brings up the perpetual question- some women find it amusing, some find it sickening, some can predict it 10 seconds before it happens, and some just learn to ignore it all together. And when questioned about it, guys always have the same response. But srsly. Why the hell, when not in sight of any group larger than 10, do you guys ALWAYS STICK YOUR HANDS DOWN YOUR PANTS?
	Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

Stewie Location: Hamilton, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes kill your idols \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 1 on 4/29/2008 12:37 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	because my penis is down there.
	> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.

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Posted by hydrotherapy
So this brings up the perpetual question- some women find it amusing, some find it sickening, some can predict it 10 seconds before it happens, and some just learn to ignore it all together.

And when questioned about it, guys always have the same response.

But srsly. Why the hell, when not in sight of any group larger than 10, do you guys ALWAYS STICK YOUR HANDS DOWN YOUR PANTS?

I'd like to see you walk around with one of those between your legs!

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dirt Location: Oakland, CA Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes Je suis très aimable et très caustique. \| \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 3 on 4/29/2008 4:42 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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Posted by dirt
My question is, "why is it a problem?"

My thoughts exactly.

Or better...GALS...why not step up for a very very close look at the issue. Really close. Take a hands-on approach to understanding the issue. Grab it (the issue) and work it furiously until it gives up an answer.

Let me know how it works out. And PM me whatever research photographs you may acquire.

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS

Stewie Location: Hamilton, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes kill your idols \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 5 on 4/29/2008 6:02 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Yes, I think a fact finding mission is just the answer. Gotta really get your hands dirty to find out the truth.
	> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.

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It's for the same reason you scratch an itch, because it feels good.

Posted by KublaKhan

My thoughts exactly.

Or better...GALS...why not step up for a very very close look at the issue. Really close. Take a hands-on approach to understanding the issue. Grab it (the issue) and work it furiously until it gives up an answer.

Let me know how it works out. And PM me whatever research photographs you may acquire.

I must agree. Investigate, feel around, don't be afraid to hold on to what you find.

[last edit 4/30/2008 8:20 AM by Gringo Loco - edited 1 times]

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Sand Location: Pac South Total Likes: 4 likes Everything interesting is always behind a fence. \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 7 on 4/30/2008 7:46 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I like how this was brought up by a guy! However, I'm guilty and I'm not a guy. I also like being half naked most of the time which sucks when the mail comes (UPS). Or the mormon boys. L

ActionSatisfaction Esq. Location: Newark, NJ Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Action always satisfies \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 8 on 4/30/2008 7:54 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I'm just gonna say what everybody else is thinking as they read that.... Pics?
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Lexi

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Been there, done that.

It tasted good.

[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi

hydrotherapy Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes RPS is inside all of us \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 10 on 4/30/2008 9:24 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Not to interrupt the flow of conversation, but I'm not actually a guy. Secret! And I never said this was a bad thing- I just asked why. Also, I do not know how to operate a camera. Continue discussing.
	Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.

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Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq.
I'm just gonna say what everybody else is thinking as they read that....

Pics?

LOL. Until I get enough pics of nekkid male explorers to make a Naked Guys of UE calendar, I won't be sharing my nekkid pics with anyone. Nor would you REALLY want them LOL...

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Posted by Lexi

Been there, done that.

It tasted good.

I think you need to conduct more research this weekend.

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KublaKhan

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Posted by Lexi

Been there, done that.

It tasted good.

Oohhhjesus...say it again.

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Stewie

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Posted by Brind

I think you need to conduct more research this weekend.

make sure her findings are accurate and tell her to show her work.

i won't be happy to hear that lexi cheated or cut corners.

hmm, maybe she should use a protractor.

[last edit 5/1/2008 8:12 PM by Stewie - edited 1 times]

> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.

Lexi

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I'm getting old.

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Posted by Brind

I think you need to conduct more research this weekend.

Care to be my test subject?

[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi

shellyl Location: Lenoir NC Gender: Female Total Likes: 10 likes I have learned not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things. \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 16 on 5/1/2008 8:36 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Not to interrupt the flow of conversation again but ya I am going to. I never see emo guys with their hands down their pants. Where do guys put it in those tight emo pants? I mean really do they have nothing or does it go along with the whole I need to cut myself and painfully fold my package to get it to fit in there?
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Stewie Location: Hamilton, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes kill your idols \| \| \|	Re: Guys: Why are your hands always down your pants? < Reply # 17 on 5/1/2008 8:44 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	cutting gives them more pleasure than jerking off, so obviously they have no need to stick their hands down there.
	> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.

Brind

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Posted by shellyl
Not to interrupt the flow of conversation again but ya I am going to. I never see emo guys with their hands down their pants.

Where do guys put it in those tight emo pants? I mean really do they have nothing or does it go along with the whole I need to cut myself and painfully fold my package to get it to fit in there?

That because emos are dickless losers. They get castrated at birth, that's why they're always so sad.

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Brind

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Posted by Lexi

Care to be my test subject?

Should I wear a lab coat?

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