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< Reply # 140 on 3/23/2009 12:39 AM >
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How about the Trabi? So damn ugly it's kinda cute.

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I'd rock a Trabant... there's something bad ass about driving a 2 cycle car made out of toxic plastic resin.




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< Reply # 141 on 3/23/2009 2:05 AM >
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I resent that...

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Most general population cars. Like your Toyotas,Fords and such.




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< Reply # 142 on 3/23/2009 2:07 AM >
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I like the Baja too. Guilty pleasure car. I doubt I'd ever own one, but I like them.


I would own and drive one. Would be useful for some stuff.
Too bad you can't really find any for sale.




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< Reply # 143 on 3/23/2009 2:29 AM >
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The Baja is pretty cool- I guess it's kinda a latter day Brat.




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< Reply # 144 on 3/23/2009 3:57 AM >
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When I was in Memphis over the summer, Hertz saw fit to give us a mint green Mazda 5 minivan because IP told them there were more of us than just three and that there were two women in the group, so they thought we had entire closets on wheels instead of one suitcase a piece.

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Now that was an ugly fucker. Good gas mileage, but ugly as sin and felt like you were riding in a refrigerator box with A/C that took an hour to cool the vehicle down from a dead start. The newer ones aren't nearly as ugly, but god forbid anyone I knew saw me riding in this thing. It looks like they phased the ugly mint green out and added some nicer colors now though.

I still wouldn't take one if someone left it in my dooryard with the keys and title.

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< Reply # 145 on 3/23/2009 4:41 AM >
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the Caliber was what the idiots at Daimler-Chrysler thought people wanted in a small car. They were mistaken and sales are slow on these things.



Not out here... everybody has one of those shitboxes in their driveway, which has me losing faith in my fellow Canadians.




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Not out here... everybody has one of those shitboxes in their driveway, which has me losing faith in my fellow Canadians.


although it is better than having a Jeep Compass in their driveway. but not by much.




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My only beef with the Caliber is that its not the best car to fit child seats in. I had the Caliber as a rental car once and had to pick a friend and his kids and man that was a bitch.




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< Reply # 148 on 3/23/2009 4:28 PM >
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A fine selection of 2 stroke motored DKW machines, ranging from total dork wagon.......... to pretty damn cool.

P.S. They all have that great 2 stroke sound.

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< Reply # 149 on 3/23/2009 4:46 PM >
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although it is better than having a Jeep Compass in their driveway. but not by much.


The Compass... where to begin?

Pretty great in the looks department. The 7 bars works better than the Dodge PLUS. Plus that car is really sharp in Jeep Green. Looks much less effeminate than the Caliber or PT, and actually looks like it could survive an accident (aka doesn't look too plasticky).

Despite a couple of drawbacks, the Compass is actually pretty good on paper... A car that COULD be the perfect daily driver for most Northeasterners. Available 4WD, AWD and FWD trim levels, better ground clearance than most other sport hatches, and the CVT which makes short work of snow and ice. So where did they go wrong?

TINY engines that are entirely underpowered for a car that is in the neighborhood of 1000lbs heavier than its Caliber cousin. A relic of the Mitsubishi partnership where entirely capable engines were crippled by electronics and sheer weight of the cars. Plus, the engines are HUGE, despite their relatively small rated size and output. This uses the updated version of the engine in my Stratus, and it takes up much more room than necessary. With the CVT, this engine runs 5 belts. 2 for transmission, one for timing and crank, one for power steering, and one for accessories. That makes this a BITCH to maintain. Oh, PS, this is not only an update to the old engines, but it's an update that relied heavily on Hyundai engineering. Yeah, Chrysler went to the Koreans to help fix their I4's rather than fix the known issues with the I4's from the Neons/Stratuses.

NO Trail Rating, and overall AWFUL ground clearance, despite it being better than most. How can you make a Jeep product that is a nice, capable little car and then take away the bulk of its capability? This guy barely makes it over speed bumps without scraping. And that's being generous. I get probably the same overall clearance with my Stratus, which absolutely eats through its suspension (tie rods and struts in particular) on a yearly basis.

Chrysler PM/MK (now JS?) platform, and surprisingly poor 4WD traction, all related to the poor PM/MK platform. Decent amount of body roll, poor brake feel, no giddyup, BORING interior, especially considering all of the electronics that Chrysler killed the potency of that little 2.4L I4 with. Turn on the AC and the stereo and you're looking at a barely usable 85 HP for winter or NE highway driving.

Poor gas mileage with anything but the manual, because of the weight and a high(ish)-revving engine. The CVT sweet spot closes in on 3500rpm very frequently, piddling away a surprising amount gas for the sake of constantly being in that power band, especially considering it's the same 2.4 I4 that got about 37MPG in new 95-01 Stratus/Cirrus/Breeze.


This car could have been an outstanding little buggy. I can see a strong market for a small Jeep that is still a Jeep, but there are just too many things that Chrysler just did completely wrong with this one.



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How could these guys get 1 so wrong, and 1 so very right?
Ya think Chrysler had anything to do with it?

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Considering that the Gelandewagen was designed in the 1970s, definitely not.

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Those used to command a pretty penny when they were only available as gray market cars.




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Saw one in person today. Loved the 350, hate the 370. Looks like the rubber door stop my grandmother has.




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Totally with you on the 370Z...It's amazing how little they can tweak it to fuck it up so much. Those little barbs that come off of the headlights...So freakin' stupid.

Also, how has this not been said yet? Toyota FJ Cruiser.




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...I like the FJ!




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FJ is Awesome, that's why it hasn't been said yet




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I guess I am the only one to prefer the 370z to the 350z. One of the Z line will be my next car... in about 5-8 years.




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2 stroke motored DKW machines



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This one is begging to be turned into a hotrod.


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Saw one in person today. Loved the 350, hate the 370. Looks like the rubber door stop my grandmother has.


They really screwed the pooch on this one. It looks like a child's toy, rather than a sports car.


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Also, how has this not been said yet? Toyota FJ Cruiser.
http://www.autosou...oyotaFJCruiser.jpg


Yup. Ugly as hell. It looks like an inflatable raft with tires.




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The FJ fails harder than the PT cruiser. Both ugly, both pointless.




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FJ fan here too




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Dude, I LOVE the old DKW dork-mobiles!!! Then again, I thouroughly enjoy any car with a 2 stroke, 3 cylinder engine... lol

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