DAMN IT I sold a piece that was in a gallery outside the gallery at the rate I would have gotten if it was through the gallery and the gallerist found out. I told her that the piece in question is in another show at another gallery because she wanted to exhibit it for another 3 months and now I HAVE TO MAKE AN EXACT REPLICA of the fucking piece. GOD DAMBN IT IM SUCG A TORRRRRUUUURREED ARETIST! *drinkdrink*

Oh, nevermind. Problem solved. Even got a solo show at that gallery in the bag. Life is good.

Posted by Esoterik At work this morning there are a ton of fruit flies circling my monitor. My coworkers need to stop leaving out banannas. I'm trying to snatch them out of the air - no one can see the flies so to an observer it looks like I'm flailing at air.

Been there many times. Best part is where I sit my boss has full view of me, so when I am fanning the air for them I look like I'm losing my mind.

I really dig this thread. It's nice to know I'm not alone in pure misery at my shithole job.

I love that my company comes up with new ideas to help me at my job.


Now, if only they actually helped, instead of made more work for me, cost tons of money, and/or caused more headache than then were worth.


It's like a Rube Goldberg machine. It's cool as hell in theory, but in practical use, there's a lot of extra bullshit you just don't need.

It's also frustrating as hell working with quite a few people that are totally clueless as to what I'm doing at my job but still want to throw their input at me. IE: People who have absolutely NO idea how Craigslist/eBay work, yet they think they are experts on what will/won't sell.

Could someone please get this and prank their workplace with it...and post up what happened? Check the reviews...

http://www.amazon....=1320332695&sr=8-1

who the FUCK installs a different operating system on a WORK computer? Really, what the fuck?! Now I have to restore it from back-up.

So apparently once I install Firefox on a school computer, someone or something makes sure it's deleted the next time I log on. Bitch bitch bitch whine complain whine whine bitch complain.

I got a fax reply to a request I sent a year ago today that said "sorry for the delay". Delay? Can that even be called a delay?? A delay is like 5-10 minutes, not 13 months. Could you imagine if an airline had a 13 months delay?

One of my co-workings won't stop talking and its driving me bonkers. Been over an hour now.

Posted by HarvestmanMan So apparently once I install Firefox on a school computer, someone or something makes sure it's deleted the next time I log on. Bitch bitch bitch whine complain whine whine bitch complain.

Make a point and install 100 copies in 100 different directories

So let me get this straight.

You want me to sell something on Craiglist that I've never seen before, don't have pictures of, and I don't have on hand (and have no idea when I will have it in my hands)?

Sure, I'll get right on that.

16 hours to find two units of compatable blood for a patient. Fuck you type A subgroups with anti-IH.

Posted by WarBird69 16 hours to find two units of compatable blood for a patient. Fuck you type A subgroups with anti-IH.

now that sounds like fun :\ yay for being in the same category as 1/3 of the rest of the population

Posted by JBuss now that sounds like fun :\ yay for being in the same category as 1/3 of the rest of the population

Oh it's even less than that. Group A's make up 40% of people (A+ 34 A= 6). One in 5 type A's are a subgroup, with the most common being A2.

For this patient, that meant at most 1 in 5 A's would have a shot at being compatible assuming she is A pos (which she was). Anti-IH affects mostly type O and AB. Type O is 43% of the population, and AB is irrivalent to her since it is ABO incompatible.

So...yeah. LOTS of fun. :/

EDIT: This is nothing compared to someone who has the Bombay blood type. It is present in about 0.0004% (about 4 per million) of the human population generally, though in some places such as Mumbai (formerly Bombay) local populations can have occurrences in as much as 0.01% (1 in 10,000) of inhabitants. People with Bombay can only receive blood from another person with Bombay. So...you do the math.

Posted by WarBird69 Oh it's even less than that. Group A's make up 40% of people (A+ 34 A= 6). One in 5 type A's are a subgroup, with the most common being A2. For this patient, that meant at most 1 in 5 A's would have a shot at being compatible assuming she is A pos (which she was). Anti-IH affects mostly type O and AB. Type O is 43% of the population, and AB is irrivalent to her since it is ABO incompatible. So...yeah. LOTS of fun. :/ EDIT: This is nothing compared to someone who has the Bombay blood type. It is present in about 0.0004% (about 4 per million) of the human population generally, though in some places such as Mumbai (formerly Bombay) local populations can have occurrences in as much as 0.01% (1 in 10,000) of inhabitants. People with Bombay can only receive blood from another person with Bombay. So...you do the math.

<---- Firefighter/EMT and sometimes ER tech. I DO understand....lol just glad it's you and not me

Does anyone want my job? I miss my days of photo research where I found that perfect picture etc. Now it's dealing with freelancer management and today's issue is a freelancer that has gone wildly over budget on two projects. To fix the problem I had to get my ass handed to me on a plate. Oh ya, and first day of vacation is "supposed" to be tomorrow, now I'll be doing some conference calls and working to figure this BS out. I need a hug and a bottle of something strong.

Posted by WarBird69 Oh it's even less than that. Group A's make up 40% of people (A+ 34 A= 6). One in 5 type A's are a subgroup, with the most common being A2. For this patient, that meant at most 1 in 5 A's would have a shot at being compatible assuming she is A pos (which she was). Anti-IH affects mostly type O and AB. Type O is 43% of the population, and AB is irrivalent to her since it is ABO incompatible. So...yeah. LOTS of fun. :/ EDIT: This is nothing compared to someone who has the Bombay blood type. It is present in about 0.0004% (about 4 per million) of the human population generally, though in some places such as Mumbai (formerly Bombay) local populations can have occurrences in as much as 0.01% (1 in 10,000) of inhabitants. People with Bombay can only receive blood from another person with Bombay. So...you do the math.

i'm 38 years old and have no fucking clue what blood type I am.

Why the shit is this asshole who was "too immature for the job" still here and bothering me? Thought this shit stain was "no longer my problem". Oh and if you call me "dear" or "honey" again, I might just drive my fist through your fucking nose.


You lying, conceited, drug-addled, half-retarded patronizing piece of horseshit.

Posted by jellybeans95 Why the shit is this asshole who was "too immature for the job" still here and bothering me? Thought this shit stain was "no longer my problem". Oh and if you call me "dear" or "honey" again, I might just drive my fist through your fucking nose. You lying, conceited, drug-addled, half-retarded patronizing piece of horseshit.

I can sympathize.

In September, I had my crew changed because someone went off for surgery. No big deal, except the two people above me are assholes and the guy that is supposed to work with me is a conceited lazy douchebag who is phony as a 3 dollar bill.

Anyway, one of the assholes above me is a crack/cokehead who can't concentrate on anything longer than 2 minutes, runs to management about EVERYTHING and is a two faced bitch. The other asshole is a retard that doesn't know how the fuck to read the run schedule for the machines and so lazy that he won't do anything unless shamed into it.

Hopefully in two weeks, I get to go back to my own job on my own crew, at least I'd better before I fucking kill somebody.

IDIOTS! Do not randomly unplug cables from a fucking Juniper Router. They are probably plugged in for a reason, and probably important!

for fucks sake, don't these people learn fuck all in training?