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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two (Viewed 114135 times)
KublaKhan 


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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 540 on 6/27/2012 10:18 AM >
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Bigoted fuckheads, to wit:

CLICK!




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jellybeans95 


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That... is a really incredible synopsis!

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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 541 on 6/27/2012 1:23 PM >
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Bigoted fuckheads, to wit:

CLICK!


Good god, all the rage.

This one especially got me:


(though I'm sure that's just trolly trolls trolling)




dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck.
budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane.
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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 542 on 6/27/2012 4:51 PM >
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(though I'm sure that's just trolly trolls trolling)


I'm not sure of that.




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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 543 on 6/27/2012 5:22 PM >
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its nice to be hated.




jellybeans95 


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That... is a really incredible synopsis!

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< Reply # 544 on 6/27/2012 8:15 PM >
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I'm not sure of that.


Please, just let me retain that delusion so I have a little bit of faith left for humanity.


On a side note, bought two packages of Oreos on lunch. I fully support Nabisco/Kraft on this and think it's silly all these fundies getting their knickers in a twist over this.




dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck.
budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane.
~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati
Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 545 on 6/27/2012 8:26 PM >
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It gets easier. I quit Feb 2 2010, and outside of the odd nightmare that I started smoking again and the odd craving, I don't really think about it and find the smell repulsive. I smoked a pack a day for 8 years.

The first year was the hardest. It'll get better For me, just remembering that I had to start from day one again was enough to get rid of any sort of desire to start again.


Lol...you too? I mentioned that I had nightmares about it to someone and they looked at me like I was nuts.

I still dream about cigarettes sometimes. No idea why.

I can't stand the smell either and it really doesn't bother me anymore to have anyone smoke around me. Honestly...I really don't want it anymore, especially not after smelling it.

Well, after that and realizing that I was spending on my habit and my mother's habit well over 250 dollars a week. She smoked two packs a day for 40 years, I smoked a pack to a pack and a half for over 18 years. We both quit around the same time.



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< Reply # 546 on 6/28/2012 2:56 PM >
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Thanks for the encouraging words. Right now the only thing that staves off cravings is food and having a full stomach, and I'm putting away a lot. Ate 2 breakfasts yesterday and snack throughout the day. 6 months is still pretty early for me, after an 11 year habit.




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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 547 on 6/28/2012 4:16 PM >
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I especially enjoy scooping the creamy filling from between those two chocolaty biscuits. With my tongue. While I'm jerking off.




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jellybeans95 


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That... is a really incredible synopsis!

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< Reply # 548 on 6/28/2012 11:53 PM >
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No AC at work.
No AC in the car.
No AC at home.


Fucking hotter than Satan's asshole in all the the above mentioned places.

Of all days I DO NOT want to cook, today is the day the bf decides working on cars all day and not wanting to go anywhere is a great idea.


Good. YOU cook.


If anyone needs me, I'll be in the fridge.




dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck.
budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane.
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shadowedsmile 


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mines always on the mind

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< Reply # 549 on 6/29/2012 12:00 AM >
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Lol...you too? I mentioned that I had nightmares about it to someone and they looked at me like I was nuts.



Yeah, I get weird looks when I mention it too. But it really would be the end of the world to me if I ever started again lol




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< Reply # 550 on 7/1/2012 11:34 PM >
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When I'm stuck in heavy traffic,thick as molasse,the kind of traffic where you don't move at all,not an inch for a full couple of minutes.The temperature is hot as hell..and then my GPS keeps asking me " Do you want to switch off to pedestrian mode " NO! FUCK! I dont want the stupid pedestrian mode! aarrgghh



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KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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< Reply # 551 on 7/2/2012 12:11 PM >
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The maintenance staff at Family Housing, especially the guy who just walked in to my bathroom while I was stark bollocks naked in the shower, to tell me he was here to fix my toilet.



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< Reply # 552 on 7/2/2012 8:38 PM >
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The maintenance staff at Family Housing, especially the guy who just walked in to my bathroom while I was stark bollocks naked in the shower, to tell me he was here to fix my toilet.


But did you enjoy it?




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KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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< Reply # 553 on 7/2/2012 8:43 PM >
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But did you enjoy it?



It was disappointing. I was disappointed.




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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 554 on 7/2/2012 8:49 PM >
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Toodles finished another school year, passed etc. and everything is fucking rosey. As per tradition, he gets to blow his allowance on something from the toy store. Off he goes with his mum. Three hours later, he's back with a huge piece of shit assault weapon-type thing that makes noise and has flashing lights and blah blah blah. Like...loud noise and migraine inducing blinking lights.

I've made clear my position regarding toy weapons. Or weapons as toys. Needless to say, I was pissed...no, I was fucking pissed.

Fortunately, it's another Chinese miracle, so it will be dead and useless within the month. Especially after I leave it out in the rain. £25 for this fucking thing.




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Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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Toodles finished another school year, passed etc. and everything is fucking rosey. As per tradition, he gets to blow his allowance on something from the toy store. Off he goes with his mum. Three hours later, he's back with a huge piece of shit assault weapon-type thing that makes noise and has flashing lights and blah blah blah. Like...loud noise and migraine inducing blinking lights.

I've made clear my position regarding toy weapons. Or weapons as toys. Needless to say, I was pissed...no, I was fucking pissed.

Fortunately, it's another Chinese miracle, so it will be dead and useless within the month. Especially after I leave it out in the rain. £25 for this fucking thing.


KK, I have a 4 year old nephew that has a strange fascination with those type things. I don't care for them either, but I've managed to ween him off the noisy and somewhat realistic looking ones by substituting the nerf ones instead. He prefers those now and I keep a drawer full of the foam dart things in the kitchen.

Honestly, as much as I hate it, I would rather him shoot me or my cats with a ridiculous looking nerf weapon, than one of those stupid realistic looking chinese noisemakers. Instead of imagining bullets, he's seeing orange foam darts and no noise or lights, just the click of the gun mechanism.




"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".
shadowedsmile 


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All I want in the entire world is to not be stuck in a city of 2.5 million in a country of 35 million (whilst being the second largest country), to be able to sleep again like I did in Northern Ontario, and to not feel my soul slowly seep out of my body every day I work for CTC.

8.5 more months.



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Spending all summer and all your money working on your car, just to have your camshaft snap.

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So far each stage of my morning has been a little bit of awesome all around. Up 40 mins earlier then yesterday, got her 10 mins earlier then yesterday (wtf?). Rubber seal on coffee pot slips and piping hot coffee pours all over my hand. Asswipes who think the 401 is a speed track, tailgater me who came seconds away from me slamming on my brakes and eating my bumper. And now that I'm at work I had to call a photo stock agency to ream them about turning the fucking auto-renewal on my account, yet again. All was going well till I accidentally said others use my account (it's just easier that way) and I got slapped with the TOS violation bullshit. It is PAINFUL to have to be nice to someone because you need them to turn off an annoying feature that you repeatedly turn off and it automatically turns back on. Because it got turned on I have a $49 charge on my account, which if I don't get fixed, I will have to pay it personally on my corporate card. Co-worker came over and asked if I was ok cause I've been saying fuck a lot. Ya, I'm peachy...

I feel better just for venting.




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jellybeans95 


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That... is a really incredible synopsis!

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Guy emails me for a trade on Craigslist.

I have: Fender Bass Guitar amp (worth ~$100)
He has: Sony VCR (worth ~ $fuckall)


Sure. That sounds COMPLETELY fair. Why would I NOT jump on that deal of the century?


Fucking moron.




dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck.
budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane.
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