Posted by jeepdave This symbol http://dashboardsy...beam_indicator.gif does not mean your fucking headlights are on. It means you need to dim them you fucking idiot. This is why I'm installing more off road lights on my Jeep. I will decimate you.

Do it! I fucking hate those assholes. The brights in my spirit are dimmer than the dims in most cars, and rival that of 2 mag lites tied to the hood, and I still dimmed them because I'm not a bastard.

People who remove the plunger from the bathroom, since it doesn't fit in with the decor, and hide it some obscure place in the garage. So the poor soul who plugs up the toilet at 4:00am taking a massive shit, is fucked!

After flushing 6x I admitting defeat, then go rummage thru the garage (in the dark) half awake for the plunger. Only to return and find the last flush managed to overflow water all over the bathroom floor.

Posted by MeoW People who remove the plunger from the bathroom, since it doesn't fit in with the decor, and hide it some obscure place in the garage. So the poor soul who plugs up the toilet at 4:00am taking a massive shit, is fucked! After flushing 6x I admitting defeat, then go rummage thru the garage (in the dark) half awake for the plunger. Only to return and find the last flush managed to overflow water all over the bathroom floor.

first off, if you knew that the shitter was plugged, why did you continue to flush? You must've known that without le plunger, only bad things were going to happen?

It was going down, the water, I'd flush wait for the water to go down and repeat.
The last flush must of blocked the hole or something.

Posted by MeoW It was going down, the water, I'd flush wait for the water to go down and repeat. The last flush must of blocked the hole or something. http://images.ibsr...smilies/plunge.gif

if there is the slightest chance of a pluggage on that, the most important exit point of your home, the tactical nuclear plunger WILL be implemented as soon as possible.

Senior citizens who cannot operate a simple calculator or program a fucking DVD player should not buy a tablet (kindle fire, ipad). And they can fuck off with all their tablet related questions.

Posted by MeoW Senior citizens who cannot operate a simple calculator or program a fucking DVD player should not buy a tablet (kindle fire, ipad). And they can fuck off with all their tablet related questions.

hey, that's my mom you're talking about.

Posted by Samurai hey, that's my mom you're talking about.

LOL, well that's my grandpa. It's not old age either, according to my mom he was always an idiot. The guy will read an entire instruction manual, cover to cover, just to figure out his DVD player and still fail.




And heres another contribution for today
I'd probably be expelled or sued for this - however it would be well worth it!

There are so many inconsiderate fucks who come into the study area at the university library talking loudly, playing music, conversing on their phone, ect... Wish I could just walk up, take their iphone and slam it against the wall. Then say something like "shut the fuck up, people are studying!" LOL

Cancer.

I fucking hate cancer. So much.

Yeah. Found out a good friend has cancer a week ago, found out my dad has lung cancer Friday. Looks like best case is they will be removing his lung next week. I'm still trying not to think about worst case.

Posted by jeepdave Yeah. Found out a good friend has cancer a week ago, found out my dad has lung cancer Friday. Looks like best case is they will be removing his lung next week. I'm still trying not to think about worst case.

did your dad smoke or anything. I'm not being argumentative, seriously, i was just wanting to know is all.

best wishes to your friends and family, Dave... i know we spar here, but it's nothing personal. no one wants anyone to get that (well, maybe not anyone... i do have a list...)

Posted by Samurai did your dad smoke or anything. I'm not being argumentative, seriously, i was just wanting to know is all. best wishes to your friends and family, Dave... i know we spar here, but it's nothing personal. no one wants anyone to get that (well, maybe not anyone... i do have a list...)

He smoked till ten years ago. But he was on ships all through the 50's and 60's. Dealt with a lot of asbestos. Thanks for the kind words Sam. Our bickering is smallsville compared to everything else in the world. Thanks again.

I lost my dad last year to cancer days before my birthday.

Fuck cancer.

Posted by jeepdave Yeah. Found out a good friend has cancer a week ago, found out my dad has lung cancer Friday. Looks like best case is they will be removing his lung next week. I'm still trying not to think about worst case.

Aww Man! You're having a hard year. Best of luck to your family!

Posted by jeepdave He smoked till ten years ago. But he was on ships all through the 50's and 60's. Dealt with a lot of asbestos. Thanks for the kind words Sam. Our bickering is smallsville compared to everything else in the world. Thanks again.

i worry about my father, who just turned 63. The man smokes one right after another and has since he was a teenager. And you can't tell the pigheaded son-of-a-bitch anything.

Posted by Samurai i worry about my father, who just turned 63. The man smokes one right after another and has since he was a teenager. And you can't tell the pigheaded son-of-a-bitch anything.

Sounds like my dad. Went by today and he was outside working on a shed. Fucking A. Just relax for a day dammit.

Posted by jeepdave Sounds like my dad. Went by today and he was outside working on a shed. Fucking A. Just relax for a day dammit.

that's just it, my dad is relaxing too much. He's an Adirondack 46'r and has even done all 46 during the winter! And now, he putters (which means does not much) around his garage and works part-time (he's retired) for another old fart who's health is failing in a little mom-n-pop garage.

Posted by Samurai that's just it, my dad is relaxing too much. He's an Adirondack 46'r and has even done all 46 during the winter! And now, he putters (which means does not much) around his garage and works part-time (he's retired) for another old fart who's health is failing in a little mom-n-pop garage.

I feel ya Sam. Maybe start trying to get him to help you with projects. I know he is a gear head from the stories you have told. Think another project could get him active again?

Posted by jeepdave Sounds like my dad. Went by today and he was outside working on a shed. Fucking A. Just relax for a day dammit.

My dad was like that after his Dad died, the poor guy never takes a break he just works compulsively,

"I'm so focused on what is right i can't see what is good"
(The color of right)