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| | | Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 706 on 10/26/2013 9:06 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by bonnie&clyde Never...fails....whenever a cashier decides to change her register tape, do a cash drop, go on break and switch cashiers...its ALWAYS when its my turn in line..ALWAYS. Just like I ALWAYS get stuck in line behind the person who has NEVER used their fucking debit card before....old/young male/female its always "what do I do now?" (To the cashier who's just WAITING to change her fucking register taperoll)and I stand there fuming. This also happens at the ATM machine at the bank.the person ahead of me has never had a bank account, debit card or pin number somehow. In line at a fast food place and the person ahead of u has had a full 10min to peruse the menu....after all its taco bell, can't we all recite that fucking menu by heart? The cashier asks "can I take your order?" And NOW this idiot fuck ahead of you looks up at the menu and says "uhhhhhhhhh" cuz HE DIDN'T LOOK AT THE MENU AT ALL!!! This is probably his first time at taco bell EVER! So of COURSE he would be in front of me! Sitting in my car at a McDonalds drive-thru and the guy ahead of me pulls up to order at the speaker and asks "what kind of hamburgers do you have?" I went all kinds of apeshit in my car, I'm sure it was rocking all over the place, I just lost it. Then its my turn and the cashier is lol'ing when I pull up. He says "oh shit that was funny, when that man asked about hamburgers I could hear you screaming "REALLY???????" in the background from your car along with lots of swearing" by this time I had lost my appetite and just drove away.
| These are all so true, couldn't stop laughing! I used to work at a grocery store, bagging groceries, and no-one knows how to use a credit/debit card. I would just stand up there thinking to myself are people really that fucking STUPID! I mean its not rocket science. All you have to do is slide the card, enter your pin (if its a debit card), and press green for yes or red for no! A monkey could probably figure it out! That McDonalds one is just hilarious. Subway is probably the worst for me. I always get stuck behind some asshole who can decided what they want on their sandwich.
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| bonnie&clyde
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| | | Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 709 on 11/21/2013 12:38 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by MeoW
These are all so true, couldn't stop laughing! I used to work at a grocery store, bagging groceries, and no-one knows how to use a credit/debit card. I would just stand up there thinking to myself are people really that fucking STUPID! I mean its not rocket science. All you have to do is slide the card, enter your pin (if its a debit card), and press green for yes or red for no! A monkey could probably figure it out! That McDonalds one is just hilarious. Subway is probably the worst for me. I always get stuck behind some asshole who can decided what they want on their sandwich.
| O-M-G....I will tell you my one and only experience with Subway. First off I was never a fan cuz I don't like how they "split" their rolls as opposed to fully slicing them. I want a sandwich...not a pita. So one day while working in downtown SF the maintainence guy at my job is eating this huge-ass sandwich, I inquire where he got it and he says "the subway 1 block away". I get 30min for lunch so I decide to go for it...new experience and shit. Well 1 block ended up being 1 mile but I'm not tripping...I go inside and see the daily special on a big menu board and order it. Now I don't know how Subway operates but this one was packed with financial district lunch hour peeps and there was a huge line. You order at the register then pay then watch your sandwich being made. These fucks literally put TWO slices of turkey on my sandwich 1 slice of cheese and a shitload of lettuce and tomato.. As they made it I speak up and say "hey, wth? Make my sandwich like that pic on the wall" but none of the sandwich makers speak english and refuse to make eye contact with me. I ask for the manager (one prep guy repeats "the MANA-YER?") And it turns out the guy @ the register is the "manayer". I explain, point at the menu, show him my meager fuckin sandwich and he says "well we don't give refunds and 2 slices of meat is normal". Now I'm already past my 30min break, still haven't ate AND have to walk back a mile. I start to progressively "lose it" and Mr. Manager threatens to "call the police" on me. *sigh* Now I get louder cuz I am STARVING and the manager is helping other people and straight ignoring me. I unwrapped that lettuce sandwich and HURLED that fucking thing directly at the manager's face. It exploded with mayo (I always get extra extra mayo) and mustard all over his face, hair, shirt and 1 of the meat slices stuck to the wall behind him. The roll had bounced off his head and knocked the wall clock off the wall. Everybody in the store walked out in a hurry, even people who already paid. He reached into the register and handed me $20. I had paid with a $10 I went to Quiznos.
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