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Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 180 on 6/1/2011 2:01 PM >
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Potty training and my sister, who refuses to make her 3 year old shit in a toilet.

While we're on the subject...does anybody have any ideas for making a 3 year old use the toilet? I've tried everything I can think of...from pull ups to hanes cotton underwear. He knows, he just refuses to do it. I had to go to the bank and the grocery store this morning, while he was waiting at the bank, he decides to shit his pants, then yell at the top of his lungs, "I pooped!"

This is no longer very fucking funny and huge reason why I don't have kids.



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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 181 on 6/1/2011 2:08 PM >
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Posted by Shael
Potty training and my sister, who refuses to make her 3 year old shit in a toilet.

While we're on the subject...does anybody have any ideas for making a 3 year old use the toilet? I've tried everything I can think of...from pull ups to hanes cotton underwear. He knows, he just refuses to do it. I had to go to the bank and the grocery store this morning, while he was waiting at the bank, he decides to shit his pants, then yell at the top of his lungs, "I pooped!"

This is no longer very fucking funny and huge reason why I don't have kids.


I really wish I had an answer but I couldn't help laughing at this post. That's really frustrating!




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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 182 on 6/1/2011 2:48 PM >
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how about a slap side the face?
public ridicule?

hey, i'm sick of this new age parental bullshit. you want the kid do something and he gives you shit, physical 'intervention' works just as a motivator. and then slap the fuck out of your stupid sister... she's needed it for decades, the silly twat.





Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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< Reply # 183 on 6/1/2011 7:40 PM >
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how about a slap side the face?
public ridicule?

hey, i'm sick of this new age parental bullshit. you want the kid do something and he gives you shit, physical 'intervention' works just as a motivator. and then slap the fuck out of your stupid sister... she's needed it for decades, the silly twat.



I would love to, but I've got other ideas Sam.

I'm close to hosing my sister's ass with cold water every time the kid does it. Maybe she'll make him do it if I do.

Hey, it's what my mom did and it made me use the toilet. Maybe it'll make her make him use it.

Now, my mom thinks it's cruel to put him in a tub of cold water when he does that. I can't understand why he's different from me or my sister...because we got the cold water treatment when we did it. I haven't shit my pants in 35 years.




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Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two
< Reply # 184 on 6/1/2011 7:51 PM >
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Maybe refuse to babysit or take him out until your sister trains him?




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< Reply # 185 on 6/1/2011 9:52 PM >
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Maybe refuse to babysit or take him out until your sister trains him?


her sister is a fucking asshole.




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< Reply # 186 on 6/2/2011 3:36 AM >
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My boss was going to buy me a cupcake today, then I found out that the cupcake shop had closed.

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I already went there. http://www.uer.ca/...d=1&threadid=82014




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< Reply # 189 on 6/2/2011 6:22 PM >
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I even posted in that thread lol. Short term memory ftl. Good site.




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Waking up on this fine 4th of June to see that it's SNOWING outside. Meh.




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Waking up on this fine 4th of June to see that it's SNOWING outside. Meh.


That sounds a lot like Global Warming talk, which we all know is based on kooky nut-job bullshit science.




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i hate buying a new expensive mouse for my cad software and the fucker dies 2 weeks later... ya.. not fucking happy at all.




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Graduating from community college totally got in the way of my UE plans! Apparently they frown on wearing respirators to the ceremony. FML.




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Potty training and my sister, who refuses to make her 3 year old shit in a toilet.

While we're on the subject...does anybody have any ideas for making a 3 year old use the toilet? I've tried everything I can think of...from pull ups to hanes cotton underwear. He knows, he just refuses to do it. I had to go to the bank and the grocery store this morning, while he was waiting at the bank, he decides to shit his pants, then yell at the top of his lungs, "I pooped!"

This is no longer very fucking funny and huge reason why I don't have kids.


sounds to me like he's made it into a game. it's like you said. he knows, he just won't. but the fact that he did it and screams it out just tells me like he really likes the attention he gets when he does something like that. I'd assume that this translates to other activities he does, maybe eating or playing. That he does things constantly, like putting food all over his face or something like that instead of just eating which he knows how to do. if so, i'd say it's about the attention and having had it become fun for him. I'd try to still clean him up obviously, but maybe don't make such a big deal out of it, and correct him when he does and say no poop goes in the toilet. you're a big boy now and you know poop goes in the toilet.

you could also improvise a reward system of some kind. something that won;t drive you insane. like if he likes a certain toy take it away after a certain time and say you won't get this back until you do a poop in the toilet.-neg. reinforcement- doesn't mean it's bad, it's just neg. bc you take away. or positive reinforcement by giving a treat like some cheerios or something when he does poop in the toilet, or a gold star and after 5 he gets a cookie.

hope this helps




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Graduating from community college totally got in the way of my UE plans! Apparently they frown on wearing respirators to the ceremony. FML.


that really blows!

it really sucks when you're obliterated bc you had a graduation party and get stuck on one idea, like some people have happen when they're trashed. decide that really does piss you off because you've been checking that place out for awhile, and make the wrong fucking move, post about it on a pissed off forum, then get ripped apart for making a post about being pissed off in a pissed off forum. This hurts my head! Make sense for once! Might be too hard for some on this site apparently.

Hypocritical much? do you not have anything better to do? Grow up maybe? I can't help you. No one can. You have to help yourself. and the first step is admitting you have a problem

Things that piss me off every fucking day are people who sadly haven't grown up yet.



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that really blows!

it really sucks when you're obliterated bc you had a graduation party and get stuck on one idea, like some people have happen when they're trashed. decide that really does piss you off because you've been checking that place out for awhile, and make the wrong fucking move, post about it on a pissed off forum, then get ripped apart for making a post about being pissed off in a pissed off forum. This hurts my head! Make sense for once! Might be too hard for some on this site apparently.

Hypocritical much? do you not have anything better to do? Grow up maybe? I can't help you. No one can. You have to help yourself. and the first step is admitting you have a problem

Things that piss me off every fucking day are people who sadly haven't grown up yet.



http://www.uer.ca/...d=1&threadid=92247

You are a moron.

You are an absolutely fucking helpless moron.



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You are a moron.

You are an absolutely fucking helpless moron.


well i try?

and i'm pretty damn well aware where it came from. hence the mouth lashing. she said she was drunk and shouldn't have posted. shits slips a lot round here and people seem to flip out a lot too. and talk about buses a lot for some reason.

so maybe i'm not such a moron, regardless of what u think or feel. just calling out some dumb shit someone said bout a friend of mine which is irrelevant to them. that used to be called being a good friend or having balls. standing up as well. and I see people doing it all the time on here. hence the locked threads.

people just need to get laid already geez!



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well i try?


No, you don't; that's the worst part, in fact.




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No, you don't; that's the worst part, in fact.


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