Posted by jellybeans95 2)This lady below us. She's a shorter, fatter Roseanne Barr. She is a loud, obnoxious bitch who constantly slams her door, stomps up the stairs, yells at her son and sister (calls them all sorts of lovely names), has her TV at atrocious volumes all hours, and has loud arguments at 5 AM.

I know EXACTLY how you feel. I really do.

The apartment I grew up in was usually 90F in the summer and 45F in the winter. It's much better where I'm at now, but the woman down stairs is exactly the way you described.

Posted by jellybeans95 2)This lady below us. She's a shorter, fatter Roseanne Barr. She is a loud, obnoxious bitch who constantly slams her door, stomps up the stairs, yells at her son and sister (calls them all sorts of lovely names), has her TV at atrocious volumes all hours, and has loud arguments at 5 AM. Yet have your TV at a normal volume at 4 pm in the afternoon, and she shits a brick and whines to management. Stupid twat. Upon moving out, I plan to stomp, yell, slam the door, and throw boxes down the stairs (if necessary) to make as much noise as possible as a going-away gift.

A paper bag filled with dog shit left on her door step...anonymously, of course...with an accompanying note e.g. Your Noisy Lifestyle is bringing back all those bad memories, and the voices in my head are telling me to do bad things to you, etc. usually satisfies the problem.

Let me know how it works out

Posted by Oryx I know EXACTLY how you feel. I really do. The apartment I grew up in was usually 90F in the summer and 45F in the winter. It's much better where I'm at now, but the woman down stairs is exactly the way you described.

It's why I'm glad to not be living in an apartment for much longer. The rest of our neighbors are pretty ace, but it's just this woman. And we're not the only ones who have a problem with her. I've heard her bellowing at her other neighbors for being "too loud". The lady below her was telling us yesterday how she gets to hear, in graphic detail, when this woman "gets kinky".

This past fall, my boyfriend and I were out in the lot selling off one of our extra cars to a family from Craigslist. It was a younger couple with a kid who was about 6 or 7, tops. This woman was out in the lot on her cell, talking loudly to someone about shaving her "jungle bush" and how she shouldn't bother, as it takes an hour. She stood out there on the sidewalk and talked about hygiene and such for nearly 20 minutes, all at the top of her lungs, all pretty graphic. Mind you, she was about 10 steps from her apartment most the time. What a disgusting wench.

Last night her son had the nerve to ask my bf to "keep it down" when he was coming up the steps. This is the same person who, upon entering and leaving, makes it sound like a herd of rhinos doing Riverdance.

I think either a DDR or Rock Band marathon (with lots of metal double-bass drum songs) are in order the night we move out for good.

KK, your idea might work out as well. I might amend it to be cat shit, since we have plenty of that here.

Revenge: it's an Irish thing.

I have returned bad vibes to more assholes in my single lifetime than should reasonably be considered fair. The dumb-as-a-post landlord, circa 1991, got a shock after we moved out of his shithole ghetto crackhouse. Amazing how one tin of cat food will attract every cockroach within a 100 mile radius. Tens of thousands of them. I could hear the creepy little fuckers click-clacking across the tile floor. Literally. The tub of quick-set plaster I poured into the toilet. The cat box I emptied into the bathtub, then filled with warm water. Mmmm...aroma. The thermostat I cranked to eleventy billion degrees, then ripped the goddamned thing off the wall.

Good times. And all this even after I told him he was fucking with the wrong guy.

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if this is your only bitch today, i wish I was you.

Posted by Samurai if this is your only bitch today, i wish I was you.

No. My actual bitch for today is that I can't afford to eat again.

Posted by Oryx No. My actual bitch for today is that I can't afford to eat again.

that's a more worthwhile bitch, methinks.

I find it interesting that everybody I know in their 20s that is either bald or balding seems to be pretty cool with it, yet when people in their mid 40s, who still look 45 regardless, freak the fuck out.

The same as Tom Bergeron dying his hair brown. Dude, you're still 55. You've been the host of game shows for like 27 years. You can't hide from your age because it's plastered all the fuck over your illustrious career. Anderson Cooper's been gray since like 27, and he's totally fine with it. You're and Hilary Clinton not fooling anybody but yourselves. Just stop it. Unless you have the dedication of Joan Rivers you're just wasting your time and giving people reasons to experiment on bunnies.

Not an everyday thing but I need to rant.

So, A friend of mine lost his Ipod recently so I've been keeping an eye out for one for him. Another friend of mine turned out to have one he doesn't use. Hes asking for $150. It's a 160gig and i think great deal the thing works fine So we all decide to go through the deal. The friend receiving the ipod lives in orangeville and the other Northbay near where I live. So we ship it out and it gets there today. My friend receives it and the money he wired to to me that I was holding on to I sent to the other friend after he gave the "it's okay". Low and behold right after my other friend gets the money and it's long gone I get a text from the other saying the Ipod is broken and he can't put his music on it anymore. The other friend ofcourse has already spent the money he knew the thing was broken.
What can I do? I really don't think there is much.
I'll be giving my friend $150 to compensate.
this sucks.

TL;DR friend hoodwinks me and makes me lose $150.

Morons who know zero about their own country's history, yet go on to lecture others who know significantly more than they do on something as basic and easily read/understood as WWII. Those people make me want to kill in cold blooded rage.

Waiting for newly purchased roller derby skates to arrive (which may take a week)....and probably not in time for next week's practice!

Posted by vicexsquad Waiting for newly purchased roller derby skates to arrive (which may take a week)....and probably not in time for next week's practice!

Waiting for tee shirts I ordered to arrive...which may take a month. Grrr.

I ordered 4 of them from the union before looking at the page that said "will take 4 to 6 weeks to arrive". On top of that, I'm expecting to catch hell from people at work because they won't buy them, but will take them if given to them.

Basically, they like to think that we took their money in union dues and bought stuff for ourselves, which isn't true. Anything like that comes out of our own pockets.

Posted by Shael Waiting for tee shirts I ordered to arrive...which may take a month. Grrr. I ordered 4 of them from the union before looking at the page that said "will take 4 to 6 weeks to arrive". On top of that, I'm expecting to catch hell from people at work because they won't buy them, but will take them if given to them. Basically, they like to think that we took their money in union dues and bought stuff for ourselves, which isn't true. Anything like that comes out of our own pockets.

i wouldn't buy one... what am i paying dues for? Besides, they never order them large enough.

Posted by Samurai i wouldn't buy one... what am i paying dues for? Besides, they never order them large enough.

497 is buying shirts for it's members very soon, there's a guy in Ti that's doing them for us. We're finishing collecting sizes. Up to 4X. So...you could get one if you were with us.

Also the USW site has them up to 5X.

Addendum: My shirts showed up early, I ordered them a week ago yesterday. I'm shocked. I figured it would take a while from the website info.

HLN news: "BIG BREAKING NEWS"-
tiger woods's mistress becoming a "private eye"!

yet there is a fucken nuclear melt down in japan- 14,000+ dead,
missiles launching in/at lybia...

What the fuck.

I'm annoyed by those cheapo 5 Hour Energy commercials that are always on, especially the one with the twerpy guy who says "let's do this!"

5 Hour Energy tastes like urine.

People barely out of their teens arguing some shit about a child not being the greatest gift to a parent.

Posted by KublaKhan People barely out of their teens arguing some shit about a child not being the greatest gift to a parent.

+ a million

Posted by KublaKhan People barely out of their teens arguing some shit about a child not being the greatest gift to a parent.

x a billionty