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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two (Viewed 114119 times)

A. Lien

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Posted by fedge
Desiderata was parodied by National Lampoon, re-named as Deteriorata. Voiceover talent Norman Rose read the "poem" and then-little known Melissa Manchester was a background singer on the chorus section of the song. Christopher Guest wrote the music.

Listen to Deteriorata here:

Awesomesauce. Some of my formative late teen experiences were in the mid 70's watching original SNL episodes.

"Jane you ignorant slut"

My sister is Charlotte Light and Dark. Who am I?

Farewell and thank you... "I was doing something that I thought could have some impact someday. In many ways, it's really these photographs that kept me going creatively." Dennis Hopper

L'Ali

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Posted by A. Lien

Awesomesauce. Some of my formative late teen experiences were in the mid 70's watching original SNL episodes.

"Jane you ignorant slut"

LOL...Old SNL is the best.

Everything is sweetened by risk.
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Oryx Location: Who knows Gender: Neither Total Likes: 40 likes :\| \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 322 on 9/3/2011 3:35 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Tomorrow is our 3 year anniversary. We usually get one day off together per month. The man just called and said our other employee doesn't feel like working tomorrow, but she would do a double on Monday. That would mean one of us would have to work on our anniversary. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME [last edit 9/3/2011 3:44 PM by Oryx - edited 1 times]

etchleon Location: toronto today... Gender: Male Total Likes: 4 likes E Tenebris Lux \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 323 on 9/4/2011 9:10 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	The general lack of decent usenet servers that are freely available. eat flaming death profiteering droids!

L'Ali

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Oblivious people piss me off. There's usually a dash of stupidity, mixed with a dollup of full of themselves, and somehow that comes around to bit you in the ass somehow. We all know one or two of em...

Everything is sweetened by risk.
-- Alexander Smith
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cdevon Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes \| \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 325 on 9/26/2011 1:40 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	WTF DO YOU MEAN ITS A DRY COUNTY? THE NEAREST BEER STORE IS HOW FAR? FUCK THAT!
	When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

Samurai

Vehicular Lord Rick

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No matter where you go, there you are...

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Posted by cdevon
WTF DO YOU MEAN ITS A DRY COUNTY? THE NEAREST BEER STORE IS HOW FAR? FUCK THAT!

LOL!!! I experienced this little inconvenience when I lived in Tennessee.

KublaKhan

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Posted by cdevon
WTF DO YOU MEAN ITS A DRY COUNTY? THE NEAREST BEER STORE IS HOW FAR? FUCK THAT!

Indeed. Dry as a popcorn fart. Enjoy.

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JBuss Location: China Lake Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Rolling out the .50 cal just for Elf-boy \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 328 on 9/26/2011 9:17 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	my nearest beer store is about 700 feet away

Samurai

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Posted by JBuss
my nearest beer store is about 700 feet away

a shade over 1000 ft for me... plus it has a deli!

cdevon Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes \| \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 330 on 9/27/2011 3:17 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	last night at this time... 30 miles back OR the next state- 35 miles. i was beat, i was not gonna reload the rig, uncheck in from my hotel room (to get another...), undo the hot shower i just took and get back in the bucket just to get a few beers that far away in an area i dont know at that time of night after driving all fucking day... i held my breath till i passed out 4 times, then went to bed...
	When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

JBuss

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Posted by Samurai

a shade over 1000 ft for me... plus it has a deli!

ooooo... you beat me sir, but mine is closer.

jellybeans95 Location: Middletown, OH Gender: Female Total Likes: 77 likes That... is a really incredible synopsis! \| \| \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 332 on 9/27/2011 9:39 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I hate that electronics and water don't play nice with each other...
	dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck. budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane. ~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati

shadowedsmile Location: Northwestern Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 157 likes mines always on the mind \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 333 on 9/27/2011 10:13 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	People that don't use the darkrooms properly and risk fucking up other people's work... Gah!!
	"Adventure is the respectful pursuit of trouble." - Expedition Overland

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Posted by jellybeans95
I hate that electronics and water don't play nice with each other...

I hear that one... iPhone drowned a couple of weeks ago, luckily Apple replaced it free for me

"Adventure is the respectful pursuit of trouble." - Expedition Overland

jellybeans95

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That... is a really incredible synopsis!

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Posted by shadowedsmile

I hear that one... iPhone drowned a couple of weeks ago, luckily Apple replaced it free for me

What makes it worse, it wasn't my phone. Had it been my shitty flip phone, I might have thrown a party. No, I washed the bf's newish smart phone. I'm usually REALLY good about checking pockets, but he handed me a bundle of clothes doused in gear oil (easily my least favorite automotive smell) and I figured he'd already emptied his pockets. I also was ready to gag on the smell.

Too bad Sprint won't replace his phones anymore, after he killed 5 Moguls and a Touch Pro in the span of a year. (He doesn't have much tolerance for insubordinate electronics.)

dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck.
budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane.
~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati

JBuss

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Rolling out the .50 cal just for Elf-boy

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Posted by jellybeans95

(He doesn't have much tolerance for insubordinate electronics.)

Nor do I

jellybeans95 Location: Middletown, OH Gender: Female Total Likes: 77 likes That... is a really incredible synopsis! \| \| \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 337 on 9/29/2011 11:00 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	That sums up my feelings about my old D600, which would randomly shit itself every 3 months or so. I tend to take my electronic frustrations out on already-dead items. Working in a warehouse full of 20-year-old printers that no one cares about is the best stress relief ever. This happens quite a bit on mentally trying days: http://www.youtube...atch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ Try it again with the actual video [last edit 9/30/2011 3:14 AM by jellybeans95 - edited 2 times]
	dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck. budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane. ~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati

cdevon

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Posted by JBuss

Nor do I

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warranty should cover that.

When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 339 on 9/29/2011 6:28 PM > \| Reply with Quote

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