Posted by Shael Same with garlic.

This will also keep you safe from vampires...

sry, just could not resist.

My husband's job. He was written up because things didn't look good in the store when he left last night. Although he was not actually scheduled to be there and his wife was in the hospital. I have to say, certain people in this world should truly just fall over and die. That would be the true rapture, a better world for the people that are not incompetent assholes.

Once upon a time, I had a box filled with neatly arranged electronic accessories. Spliters, USB cables, Firewire cables, etc. All nicely coiled and organized and put in place. The box itself was hidden away safely. A plane white box. It was labeled 'Electronic Accessories/Cables.'

Missus found the box and decided it was the perfect size to package some goddamned thing to ship to one of her goddamned friends. I went into my office...I went into my office...and discovered this box, rather its contents, spilled out onto my reading chair. Tangled, Uncoiled. Fucked up. The box was gone.

I kept calm. Really. I said something like "Oh...I see you've interfered with the contents of that specially marked box that was intended for the sole purpose of storing important parts of my equipment."

I got some bullshit reply, and a stern look and no sex for a week or something. I don't remember.

Immediately after discovering the spilled contents, I replaced it all into a similar, though not as good shape-wise box, and marked it 'Electronic Accessories/Cables.'

Then there was some sort of room switch. My son was moved into my office, and I moved into his old room. The box, not surprisingly, has vanished.

"Honey...do you remember that box filled with important cables, accessories and so forth I was trying to keep out of your hands? Have you seen that box of very, very crucial equipment?"

"What box?"

I'm losing my fucking mind.

Spending all morning cleaning beer out of your macbook keyboard just because you wanted to listen to Alice in Chains on the back porch.

I was walking from the car to the house last night, felt a pop in my ankle.

I ended up not going to work, going to the ER and being diagnosed with an avulsion fracture/sprain. Neither of which can have much done for it and are not enough to put me off work.

So, I have to hobble through and suck up the pain. Unless it gets so bad I can't walk.

Fucking doctors.

Compassion for all on this thread. There's much to be pissed off about without even getting into the driving thing. But I must to contribute today.

I park in a 2 hour free parking zone, which are getting rare and farther from down town. Then walk ten blocks to a 3 hour meeting. Race back during the break, move the car across the street, and get back late, and apologetic.

Return to car after less than one hour in that spot, to find a 20/40 ticket on the windshield. I filed a dispute and asked: WTF? Those little maggots, I was one minute over the ten minute grace period, so, despite moving across the street, got a ticket. Turns out, we are not allowed to park on the same street within less than two hours of being gone.

There were many spaces still available. Not a popular area to park. Ticket is 20.00 if paid in two weeks, or it goes to 40.00. This town is known as a freakshow for meter monitoring.

I hate pretentious assholes who think they have something to be proud of when, in fact, what they've done could be done by anyone, including Helen Keller.

That said, Helen Keller plays basketball better AND looks better than this shithead I'm sitting next to.

Posted by HarvestmanMan I hate pretentious assholes who think they have something to be proud of when, in fact, what they've done could be done by anyone, including Helen Keller. That said, Helen Keller plays basketball better AND looks better than this shithead I'm sitting next to.

i demand pictorial proof of said fuck-up!

Well, I'm off work till at least Friday.

Fucking doctors. I may need to go see an orthopedic doctor if it's not any better.

Grrrr.

Critiques. Why do teachers always love the shittiest, most overdone ideas? I think I'm going to scream or strangle someone if I have to look at anymore "art" about "how technology is ruining our lives" and other such fuckery. And inner darkness coming out. Fuck.

Also, living with other people. My week involves a lot of late nights and early mornings. Coming in at 1am just as I've fallen asleep making a racket and listening to music is not ok when I made it very clear I have to get up first thing for critiques after being at the school late for critiques.

And now I'm home for a nap before I finish up my projects and she's got this guy over and they've decided to start fucking as I lay down to take a nap.

Uuuuugh.

Posted by Samurai i demand pictorial proof of said fuck-up!

Trust me on this one: You don't want to see this piece of shit.

Some of my least favorite things that on the right day can totally piss me off are: people who interrupt when you are talking, slow drivers in the fast lane, people who look over your shoulder when you're entering your pin, people who double book plans, people who don't keep their word.

People leaning on me on the Subway when I'm cranky as it is due to the above mentioned lack of sleep in the past 24 hours + critiques with artfags. DO I LOOK LIKE A LEANING POST?!

I have horrible personal space issues, I realize. That's one of the reasons I own a car. But downtown Toronto is such a fucking nightmare and horribly expensive to park in, not to mention it's hit and miss whether you get a spot, because my stupid artfag university doesn't have a parking lot.

Sigh.

I hate seeing these goons faces every time I check the weather. No one should be allowed to be that happy in public.



Also D-Bags in massive brand new or almost new trucks who drive like the four year old bullies they are, never use their trucks for hauling. All ego, no brains, prolly blew their bank manager for a loan to get the truck.

And the punk or punks who've been knocking on peoples doors and running, ripping down the street sign, and poking around my stuff/junk for sale by the back door.

I chased them with my vehicle last week, they dove like rats into the neighbors hedge. I pulled a Bullit reverse, then chased them into the other neighbors hedge.
Am not a bully, just trying to convince them I'm psycho, so don't mess with the nutter at the end of the road. I don't care if your graduating in June. No more dry grad dollars for a tiny chocolate at the liquor store for you. Vermin.

On the subject of trucks, LOOK YOU FUCKING COWBOY WANNA BE, YOU HAVE A 7 MILE COMMUTE TO WORK. YOU LIVE IN A 3 BEDROOM 2 BATH BRICK RANCH IN A SUBDIVISION. WHY IN THE ALMIGHT FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DRIVE A 4 DOOR 4 WD DUALLY DIESEL PICK UP WHEN THE BIGGEST THING YOU HAUL IS GROCERIES IN THE BACK SEAT. FOR FUCKS SAKE, IF YOU WANT A FULL SIZE TRUCK, BY ALL MEANS KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, BUT UNLESS YOU HAVE HORSES, A HUGE FUCKING CAMPER, OR WORK IN CONSTRUCTION WHERE YOU NEED 550 tq, HANG THE "MY BALLS ARE THIS BIG" TRUCK UP. I AM TIRED OF WATCHIN YOU TRY TO DOCK THE SON OF A BITCH AT WALMART SO YOU CAN GO INSIDE AND GET 4O POUNDS OF GROCERIES AND THEN SPEND 10 MINUTES TRYING TO SET SAIL IN THAT GODDAM FREIGHTER OF A FUCKING PICKUP.

End rant.


edit from the mod- THIS IS THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by shadowedsmile Critiques. Why do teachers always love the shittiest, most overdone ideas? I think I'm going to scream or strangle someone if I have to look at anymore "art" about "how technology is ruining our lives" and other such fuckery. And inner darkness coming out. Fuck. Uuuuugh.

Jesus...really? You need to ask? What year are you in?

Teachers LOVE this stuff because it's easy for them. They've reviewed this theme for a zillion years, and so are not forced to come up with original expressions of their own. Simple. Easy art makes for easy critique.

Posted by jeepdave On the subject of trucks, LOOK YOU FUCKING COWBOY WANNA BE, YOU HAVE A 7 MILE COMMUTE TO WORK. YOU LIVE IN A 3 BEDROOM 2 BATH BRICK RANCH IN A SUBDIVISION. WHY IN THE ALMIGHT FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DRIVE A 4 DOOR 4 WD DUALLY DIESEL PICK UP WHEN THE BIGGEST THING YOU HAUL IS GROCERIES IN THE BACK SEAT. FOR FUCKS SAKE, IF YOU WANT A FULL SIZE TRUCK, BY ALL MEANS KNOCK YOURSELF OUT, BUT UNLESS YOU HAVE HORSES, A HUGE FUCKING CAMPER, OR WORK IN CONSTRUCTION WHERE YOU NEED 550 tq, HANG THE "MY BALLS ARE THIS BIG" TRUCK UP. I AM TIRED OF WATCHIN YOU TRY TO DOCK THE SON OF A BITCH AT WALMART SO YOU CAN GO INSIDE AND GET 4O POUNDS OF GROCERIES AND THEN SPEND 10 MINUTES TRYING TO SET SAIL IN THAT GODDAM FREIGHTER OF A FUCKING PICKUP. End rant. edit from the mod- THIS IS THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not being able to return a defective SLR camera that I maxed out a credit card for (needed it for school. had no choice) because of no license. Every day that my parents said they could take me they balked, and now it's past the return date and I'm probably stuck with it. It works fine mostly. Just has a hotshoe that only works half the time and the shutter makes a really bad noise sometimes.

That's all well and good, but now my mom's accusing me of blaming her, is putting words in my mouth, and is getting pissed off at me for the words she imagines me saying. She said I made no effort to make time to do it and it's my fault. I tried to make plans to do this on SEVERAL occasions. I told her that and she just got even more pissed and said I'm blaming her and she's sick and tired of my irresponsibility. I'm not trying to blame anybody. I don't give a rats ass whose fault it is because it's probably mine, but she's so dead set on blaming me that any evidence to the contrary makes her SUPER pissed at me, and now she's saying "Fuck you" and calling me names. It'd be really funny if I wasn't stuck with a broken $700 camera.



I really need my own apartment. I'm seriously about to start squatting Hudepohl Brewery.

Laying in bed. You know that feeling where you're almost asleep? It's a lovely feeling...drifting off gently. And then Missus wraps herself around me and I'm bolt wide awake. That was 2.5 hours ago. Thanks, Honey.

Posted by KublaKhan Laying in bed. You know that feeling where you're almost asleep? It's a lovely feeling...drifting off gently. And then Missus wraps herself around me and I'm bolt wide awake. That was 2.5 hours ago. Thanks, Honey.

STILL AWAKE THANKS.