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jellybeans95
Location: Middletown, OH Gender: Female Total Likes: 77 likes
That... is a really incredible synopsis!
| | | | | Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 450 on 2/7/2012 5:22 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Byberrian Fanman Apparently, another reason some cats piss all over everything is if there's something about their surroundings that they don't like.
| Cats are just evil incarnate. We have two now. One male, who's pretty chill for the most part. One female who can go from 0 to moody bitch in .2 seconds, but otherwise pretty well behaved. However, the fatfuck male is on my shit list right now. We have two couches in our living room. One is a third- or fourth-hand ugly piece of shit and one is a fairly new micro-suede double recliner. The male was scratching on the ugly couch, so we put some packing tape on the corners to get him to knock that shit off. It makes the living room look a little more ghetto, but whatever, it's a temp fix until we get a nicer couch and discourages the stupid pud from doing it more. Last night while sitting on the floor playing a video game, I noticed claw marks on the newer couch. Fucking asshole. On top of that, the other day, for no reason whatsoever, he sat down in the corner of our room and started chewing and ripping the carpet. I cannot even describe the level of rage over that. Mind you, they have a scratch pad. They use it. They can claw that 'til their evil little hearts are content. But no, this one-animal wrecking ball destroys the good couch and the decent carpet.
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| dsankt: In fact, the day I die yall are welcome to form an orderly queue and run a train on my eye sockets. I'll be dead and frankly, will not give a f*ck. budda: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Fuck me sideways this is insane. ~~~~~~ Because it's Cincinnati |
| jeepdave
Location: Anderson, SC Gender: Male Total Likes: 1303 likes
It's also a gun.
| | | Re: Those Everyday Things That Piss You Off... Part Two < Reply # 452 on 2/12/2012 6:12 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Kinda pissed I won't be driving a big rig wrecker for a while, I am stuck doing 3rd shift dispatch due to our other one quitting with no warning, catching one of the 1st ones stealing and the other 1st shift one found another job out of state. So, due to me knowing the industry and having dispatched before, I was asked, no begged, to step in and take care of nights. Till.................ever it looks like. I apparently picked it up too fast and am now too valuable as a office employee to send back out in the grease, rain, snow, and mud. Dammit.
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